crypto-hooker

Phrase coined by Tucker Carlson to apparently mean someone who claims to be a stripper but is in reality a prostitute. According to Mr. Carlson it can be assumed that all strippers are in fact crypto-hookers. Also, according to his legal scholarship, such individuals offer less reliable evidence in courts of law and thus testimony from them should not be taken seriously even though they are under oath.

Tucker Carlson asserted that the testimony of a woman allegedly raped at an off-campus party hosted by members of the Duke University men's lacrosse team "is to be taken ... a little differently" from that of "an ordinary person" because she is "a crypto-hooker" who "hires herself out to dance naked in front of and ... sometimes sleep with ... strangers." From Media Matters

by daiglo May 5, 2006

Crippophobia

Fear of disabled people or disability

He was yet another politician suffering from Crippophobia and refused to speak with me or even shake my hand in case my disability was contagious.

by Scarlett.007 October 4, 2012

Crito

1. Someone who nags everyone and everything wrong about them.

So we went out to dinner but she was such a crito that by the end of the night I broke it off.

by Finda biach August 7, 2014

croptober

The month in which marijuana is trimmed.

I'm getting a job trimming marijuana this croptober.

by nilethe146 October 25, 2016

crypto bandito

One who obtains crypto currency to help the poor.

" Crypto Bandito , It begins here my friends!" www.cryptobandito.com

by Crypto Bandito September 2, 2017

Cliptomaniac

A disc golf term that describes a person who regularly gains extra distance when driving, by clipping the branches of one or more trees with the disc in flight.

Another bloody ricochet, you're a cliptomaniac!

by Disc Chucka March 19, 2019

cryptocide

When you buy BTC at the ATH

Yo, did you hear, Kevin died last night!
Holy fuck dude what happened?
Cryptocide.
Daymn bruh thats deep...

by PoET_ November 5, 2020