mom's credit card stealing trick 

When you steal your mom's credit card and then your mom finds out and... oh no

Friend: Hey did you try this new item? It's just 3 bucks!

Me:How do I get it?

Friend: Easy, do the mom's credit card stealing trick, that way you will get rich

Me: So you did it?

Friend: yep, and then my mom came and i won't tell you what happened next

mom's credit card stealing trick by How1dare1you September 1, 2018

Greek credit card 

A credit card used to run up debt which is then assumed by another. Typically obtained either by college students or Southern European nations.

College Student #1 "I'm tapped out & have no money to shop and party."

College Student #2 "Well, you need a Greek credit card."

months later...

Parent "I just got your credit card bill in the mail. You need to go get a job because I'm not paying this!"

College Student #1 "Geez, don't be so German!"

Greek credit card by jrcdmc June 20, 2011

fuzzy credit card 

"Fuzzy credit card" is a moderately pejorative phrase referring to the costs that a male normally incurs while socializing with a female. An obvious and sophomoric comparison is made between using a credit card reader and the act of sexual intercourse: Sliding one's penis into a woman's vagina will rack up the highest interest rates you are ever going to pay.

1. That woman is a real fuzzy credit card. I'm bankrupting myself just trying to satisfy her desires for gifts and expensive dinners!

2. Dude, I had to dump that chick. I was racking up too many charges on that fuzzy credit card.

3. She sure is enjoyable to be around, but I had to shit-can her, because she ended up being a fuzzy credit card.

fuzzy credit card by Rook's Buddy May 9, 2010

Crystal River Credit Card 

Anything used to break into a home, vehicle, or business. ussualy a pair of bolt cutters, a slim jim, brick, or screwdriver.

The bike I wanted was chained to a post, good thing I brought my Crystal River Credit Card because now the bike is mine.

Crystal River Credit Card by blacksheeep September 2, 2010

Mississippi Credit Card 

A set of bolt cutters used to cut locks to gain entry into tool sheds, storage buildings and businesses with the intent to steal property.

Bubba couldn't afford child support this month so he went on a shopping spree with his Mississippi Credit Card.

Mississippi Credit Card by Che's_Hands November 3, 2008

tennessee credit card 

Garden hose used to syphin gas out of cars

syphin gashosetennessee credit card

tennessee credit card by mopar May 10, 2009

puerto rican credit card 

A knife that puerto ricans use to obtain money, goods and services.

Jose didn't get his welfare check yet, how did he pay for that beer? He used his puerto rican credit card.

puerto rican credit card by Tom Horsfield July 12, 2006