Creamy Geyser

When your partner who is lactose intolerant drinks a tall glass of milk and shoots diarrhea on your forehead.

I want a creamy geyser tonight.

by flatfrog September 5, 2012

Creamy Wonka

to have anal sex and leave jizz inside the anus. Formed from anus>chocolate factory>willy wonka>wonka +creamy (jizz)

i gave her a creamy wonka

by NUMAisTheNAME February 4, 2012

Creamy Sanchez

Instead of using poo for the mustache, one ejaculates on a girls back, takes his finger, runs it through his cum and procedes to wipe it on her upper lip.

I busted a nut on her back and couldn't resist gin=ving her a Creamy Sanchez.

by SGTP February 7, 2007

Creamy Avalanche

When the male ejaculates on a female's face and then pushes the person down the stairs.

My buddy Rube was getting some head at the top of a staircase, busted a narly load in her face and then kicked her dumbass down the stairs thus creating a creamy avalanche!

by Southerncumfort9 August 6, 2010

Creamy Italian

Jizz, Cum, Sperm, White Stuff, Cream.

Coined on Weeds.

The Stuff Expelled when you masterbate.
See Also: Choking The Chicken, Spanking The Monkey,

Uncle: Okay so an alternative would be to use a tissue. Clean, effective, and gets up all that Creamy Italian. But it can stick to your Dick Head like a fucking Band-Aid.

by Rx420 June 4, 2009

creamy pizza

When a man cums on a cheese pizza then forces it up a cows urethra.

Farmer1: Howdy partner! Sorry I took too long I was just given Bessy a good ol creamy pizza.
Farmer2: What the fuck.

by Busty Jew November 26, 2017

creamy toes

When a girl masturbates you with her toes and you ejaculate in between them resulting in creamy toes

She had some creamy toes when i got done

by daniel February 8, 2005