Crawford moment

When a man with a potato-shaped torso clasps rejection in a abstract briefcase

Did you hear about Cliff?
No, what happened?
He had a Crawford moment 🫡🫡🫡

by CrawfordMoment April 27, 2022

alex crawford

A Jew with amber friend zoning him everyday

Sorry alex crawford I’m friend zoning u

by Lily Warwick February 09, 2018

Crawford's Law

Crawford's Law is invoked whenever someone introduces the term "woke" into a conversation much the same way that Godwin's Law operates, it takes its name from the architect Jennifer Crawford.

When a person resorts to calling someone woke in a Twitter argument that person is deemed to have broken Crawford's Law and they have lost the argument.

by Keeping it clear January 26, 2023

Brown House Crawford

Very similar to the White House Crawford but instead of the stripper farting the cocaine in your face you just snort the cocaine and she farts in your face anyways #dubup.net #SmartDog

I went to the strip club but the stripper didn’t want to put the cocaine in her butt so she gave me the Brown House Crawford instead and farted in my face

by November 26, 2023

Fiona Crawford

A beautiful young ladie, that has a special boyfriend with a fucked up daughter, very loving and forgiving

F-I-O-N-A C-R-A-W-F-O-R-D Fiona Crawford

by Traviee April 27, 2011

stuby crawford

a stubly old vagina

that old mrs.haggerty had a gross stuby crawford vagina

by grass mower February 08, 2010

Tracy Crawford

Sawed off little shit scrubbing floors ( also known as looking for her lost sack). She can also be called by screaming hobbit 3 times fast while watching hardcore pornography

Hey dude don’t be a Tracy Crawford

by Realist10284 February 18, 2021