girly cramps

when girls are experiencing menstural pain and need to avoid doing work

Tanya can't make it to the meeting because she has girly cramps

by lolcatBBQ April 8, 2009

one man craps

When a man grabs his balls and pretends that he is playing craps. In other words, it is the art of whacking off with your balls in your hands at the same time that you are stroking your one-eyed monster.

Travis was at home enjoying his lazy saturday afternoon. Tommy decided to visit Travis and watch a GGW video (with a pillow covering his lap no less). Tommy went to the bathroom and decided to play some one man craps. Travis had to use the batroom and knocked on the door. Tommy, obviously frightened, shreaked and blew his load shouting "Ahhhh, snake eyes!!!".

by Kentpappy June 10, 2007

Crapshit

Exclamation of surprise, especially dismay or other non-favorable excitment (though not always)

Oh great merciful 'crapshit', my hand is stuck in the blender!

by Trey October 20, 2004

crapshaith

it is a word from the band Group X it is another word for crap: shaith just means stuff

If you have a 386 computer it is crapshaith.

by Cazbot February 7, 2003

crapstation

a word used to descibe sony's crappy video game system quality.

my crapstation crapped out on me again. maybe i shoulda bought microsoft or nintendo.

by metroider May 15, 2005

crapsaddle

When you are giving someone a piggy back ride then they shit on you.

I was giving my kid a piggy back ride and they crapsaddled all down my back.

Tommy was on my shoulders at the carnival and suddenly he gave me a crapsaddle.

by JowWOWHOBO October 26, 2010

crapshit

crap, with shit added

WOH FUCK i stepped in some crapshit

by Paul June 19, 2003