craple

another way to reffer to a criple without getting in trouble for mentioning their handicapp disability

1. Holy crip its a craple!(holy crap its a criple)
2. OMG look at that craple...imagine how hard it his for him to get around.

by justin November 27, 2004

Crumple

A homosexual who believes that English language is under attack by the use of ebonics

My book was crumpled by the edit department

by holmes on homes September 8, 2005

crapplehead

to get head right after stickin it in her/his bunger

Damn, that nasty bitch got crappleheaded

by hardee July 13, 2003

crapleaver

A person who walk's their dog and neglects to pick up the fecal deposits.

The cop's could have ticketed the crapleaver too, on word of everyone at the apartment complex.

Eww, I hate crapleavers.

by Gary Charles September 19, 2010

crapple pie

Defined as the cheap deep fried sausage roll shaped sugar lump pastry thing that McDonalds calls apple pie. 🍎 🍏 🍎

I really want crapple pie! (only acceptable to be said when drunk or pregnant or late at night)

by key ran August 14, 2014

Crambled

When a former lad and all round legend becomes a proper meff and serial bailer.

Alright lads, is Craig lad out?

Yes lad, he is defo out

*2 hours later*

Where's Craig?

No idea.

We've been crambled again.

by Brucey W March 3, 2016

CrumpleCock

A man with a very small and wrinkly penis.

Kevin- "Dude, have you seen Larry's dick?! "
Jordan- "Haha yeah. He has such a crumplecock"

by That one guy lol JRE 502 March 7, 2017