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crap

friend: "Crap!!!"
Me: "Dude you're not allowed to swear here."
friend: "Crap isn't a bad word."
Me: "Uh, Technically it is."
by Dubiks November 16, 2018
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CRAP

Ever been to a money speculation site? The information contained therein leaves a lot to be desired. So to deal with the large amounts of misinformation you turn to someone that can decipher the information. These people are known as Gurus or CRAPS (Currency Revaluation Analysis Professionals) is more accurate.

CRAPS-persons who spread CRAP (Currency Revaluation Awareness Propaganda).

CRAPOLA-language of CRAPPERS.
CRAPPER-an individual guru, CRAPS more than one.
Crapper-the place where the CRAPPER does his best thinking about CRAP.

Other variations of CRAP
Have a CRAPPY day!-Term of endearment of wishful prosperity.
Thats CRAP-Can be either good or bad intel depending on tone and inflection
To CRAP Out-The act of banning a CRAPPER or to refer to intel that did not prove to be true.
CRAPPED Out-is when the CRAPPER runs out of CRAP to spread. If the CRAPPER is wrong they have also CRAPPED Out or “it is in the CRAPPER”
Give a CRAP-the act of sharing intel.
Oh CRAP!-Pertaining to the discovery of CRAP and the phrase “Well ain't that some CRAP?” is often heard when unsure of the relevance or nature of new intel.
Overdosed, Overwhelmed or Overloaded-”We have heard so much CRAP we are crazy now.” Also “allota crap”
Full of CRAP-A condition of having received new intel but not yet having shared it.
Signs of desperation-"We Take CRAP from Anyone"!!!
Who gives a CRAP?-Is a question asked when entering a forum.
What the CRAP? Pertains to indecipherable CRAP.
They don't deserve CRAP-usually directed at someone you don't like.
Guru Bumper Sticker-Have you hugged your CRAP today? No dont think I will.
CRAPTIVATION-obsessive preoccupation with predicting date / rate
CRAPTASTIC-extraordinarily fantastic unrealistic CRAP.
ReCRAP-the review, reiteration and reposting of CRAP.
Dinaritive-a summarization of the ReCRAP.
CRAPPENS-contraction of CRAP HAPPENS
TRUTH: The opposite of CRAP-it destroys CRAP on contact!!!

Remember CRAP happens!! Its inevitable.

The above is a compilation from the members of IQD BPD.
by justpassntime November 5, 2011
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Crap

1.Something thats served at McDonald's
2.solid waste
3.someone's face
4.Rap music
1.I ate crap at McDonald's.
2.I really had to take a crap!
3.Your face looks like crap!
4.What kind of crap are you listening to?
by Brittany Morrison January 2, 2007
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crap

when he was buried under his stuff he said "this crap sucks!"
by ddddhhhh May 5, 2008
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crap

1. to give up (it's true!)
2. poop
3. something nobody likes, which nowadays is everything on the radio.
1. crap!
2. Let my people crap!
3. list:
rap
X-box
Microsoft
avril lavinge
50 cent
george bush and his father
Juicebox media player (it says customize with your own videos, but it's not true)
France
white people trying to be black

the list goes on and on!
by wakalakalover45 January 2, 2007
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crap

1.ew there's some crap in the toilet.
2.crap i just dropped an anchor on my foot!
by krunknerd101 April 18, 2009
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crap

u know that beautiful brown work of art that comes from what we call"your ass"

it alos means "shit"
mike: "Jesus christ! what is that smell?"
luis: "o thats my leftover crap in the toilet"

mike:"hey whats for lunch"
luis:"the crap they always serve"
by pipotino March 12, 2009
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