cow

Verb- the act of having sex with a woman doggy-style while grasping ones hands around the woman's nipples and yanking them up and down in the hope that they will produce milk.

Dude, I totally cowed your mom last night.

by lolwatdotcom March 3, 2011

cow

a fat pregnant woman

dude did you see that cow trying to breast feed that child

by aaron41096 October 16, 2010

Cow

A most joyous of creatures, the pinicle of God's work, a great monument of triumph to both milk and beef alike. Cows are capable of producing a most soothing "moo" sound (and rather the large amount of methane gas from their rear ends) cows are in my mind and the minds of the vast majority of sentient beings in our fair universe believe that God's grandest creation was not man, nor was it pigs nor sheep nor horses (please excuse the pun) neigh, they are the cows

In the name of the fillet, the rump and the holy milk, we praise our Lord cow, Amen

by PRAISE THE BEEF September 15, 2015

Cow

A peaceful and graceful creature, also known as cattle that is found in many places around the world. They are often eaten but if we could just see how amazing and cute they are . we would stop. Cows are supreme beings that should be warshipped

"Wow, that cow really likes the soccer ball!"

by Toatally not a cow June 4, 2017

Cow

When someone is being very annoying and wont leave you alone.

Oh my god, your such a cow

You're being a cow right now

by OrbitCycle December 1, 2018

Cow

The sacred animal

All hail the COW!!!

by CowWorShiPer April 3, 2013

Cow

being an idiot

Justin you are a cow.

by puppylover17 December 6, 2015