the most pointless topic to talk about to another gamer. most of it consists of Nintendo fanboys vs. Sony fanboys arguing over whether the PSP or the DS are better, or any console for that matter.
Nintendo Fanboy: DS = teh roxx
Sony Fanboy: PSP > DS
Nintendo Fanboy: THE HELL U SAY BITCH!!?
Me: u guys fail. console wars suck
Sony Fanboy: PSP > DS
Nintendo Fanboy: THE HELL U SAY BITCH!!?
Me: u guys fail. console wars suck
by Evan Kuhlmey October 7, 2005
Get the console wars mug.1) A text-mode environment, which, depending on the operating system, may be used locally (as is the case for most DOS sessions) or remotely (via ssh).
2) A computer intended for limited user interaction, such as the NES or the Playstation. Such computers are intended only for loading single programs in one session, although newer consoles are able to performs such feats as getting on the internet, networking between other consoles of the same type, and even running various operating systems compiled for its internals. Common input devices for consoles include controllers (also called paddles sometimes), joysticks, or arcade pads.
3) An archaic reference to the user input and output devices on a computer.
4) The dashboard of a car.
2) A computer intended for limited user interaction, such as the NES or the Playstation. Such computers are intended only for loading single programs in one session, although newer consoles are able to performs such feats as getting on the internet, networking between other consoles of the same type, and even running various operating systems compiled for its internals. Common input devices for consoles include controllers (also called paddles sometimes), joysticks, or arcade pads.
3) An archaic reference to the user input and output devices on a computer.
4) The dashboard of a car.
1) The hacker telnet'd into my system and erased my porn archive through the console.
2) I spent all of my childhood in front of a console.
3) ENIAC's console stopped working ever since I had golden showers with my lover on it.
4) I want to put these badass guages in my Civic, but I don't want to remove the console.
2) I spent all of my childhood in front of a console.
3) ENIAC's console stopped working ever since I had golden showers with my lover on it.
4) I want to put these badass guages in my Civic, but I don't want to remove the console.
by ravingidiot July 5, 2004
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When you raise capital in an investment fund to acquire multiple Russian mail-order bride platforms. This is done so that the investor controls the supply chain of connecting beautiful Russian women and rich white men.
Conspiracy theorists state that this is how the Russian government blackmails powerful politicians and businessmen. There have not yet been any recorded cases of Russian mail-order brides blackmailing their rich, powerful husbands.
Conspiracy theorists state that this is how the Russian government blackmails powerful politicians and businessmen. There have not yet been any recorded cases of Russian mail-order brides blackmailing their rich, powerful husbands.
Person A - Hey are you still planning on going through that Russian mail-order bride consolidation play?
Person B - Ya, we raise $100 Million to acquire the top 20 online platforms. We will own over 90% of the market in the next two years!
Person B - Ya, we raise $100 Million to acquire the top 20 online platforms. We will own over 90% of the market in the next two years!
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
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Console "No I have a PS3, I don't get to play modded maps :("
PC "Psh what a console noob"
Console "No I have a PS3, I don't get to play modded maps :("
PC "Psh what a console noob"
by Joe Quirk April 29, 2008
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by Jaime September 17, 2003
Get the cassowary mug.An airsofter who buys airsoft guns or other such airsoft items based on their love of the popular first person shooter franchise Call of Duty. Such a person is often looked down upon by other airsofters.
"Dude! I got a commando! Is it not awsome?" "Uhh, thats an M-4..." "No! I saw it in Black Ops! It's called a commando!" "What a codsofter."
by {KMK} November 18, 2011
Get the Codsofter mug.The battle between those who bought different consoles as to which one is supreme. Usually fought between butt hurt nerds who have to justify there buy by explaining how there consoles is better.
Nerd 1: Faggot, the 360 is better we haz Halo''z¬¬!"1`2
Nerd 2: Asshole, the 360 getz red ringz and we have killzone, u fag?!
Sane Person: Lol, console wars are for nerds!
Nerd 2: Asshole, the 360 getz red ringz and we have killzone, u fag?!
Sane Person: Lol, console wars are for nerds!
by JesusWouldBeJealous September 2, 2010
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