cooking lager

Cheap, usually weak lager. Predominantly sold in cans, but occasionally sold on tap in pubs and clubs.

Cooking Lager has a very dull flavor and is normally heavily carbonated.

See also; Tramp Juice , Rat's Piss

Carling
Labatt
Tennent's Super
Carlsberg
Fosters
Castlemaine (XXXX)

Many poor quality lagers were not included on this list as they are too expensive to be classed as cooking lager

by gnarcheese May 24, 2005

Cooing

For a guy to flirt, date, or attempt any verbal or physical relationship with a girl. Derived from the symbolism of animals using mating calls.

"Where's Ryan? Is he out cooing with his girlfriend?"

"I'm not going to make it to practice today. I'm going cooing."

"Look at Justin cooing with that girl in the parking lot!"

by SouthWP February 9, 2013

cooting

One man cums in another mans anus, then the first man farts it out over the second mans face.

I feel like cooting your dirty face, bitch!

by Dill Wum December 21, 2010

Google cooking

To google two or more food ingredients on a searchbot and look for results to make recipes.

A related word to Google cooking is 'fridge Googling': search Google for sites that have recipes for whatever you have in that fridge of yours and prepare meals from the search-sites' results.

Also, 'madmomming' is for bored moms who now can modify their recipes searching food-fanatics' sites like epicurious.com in order to make new ones (the same as gamemodders, these moms are called 'madmommers').

by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007

Cooning it up

To act like a stereotypical African American while in public. To perpetuate a racial stereotype. To drive cars, wear clothes, eat foods, and act like a stereotypical minority.

Pacman Jones was really cooning it up for his first three years in the NFL.

by Philthy McNasty 85 October 22, 2008

Cooking up some pussy

When you are on call of duty multiplayer and you are dominating your opponents

Ryan’s on a 8 kill streak, he’s cooking up some pussy.

by Lemonpapimuffin June 25, 2021

University cooking

All the work that is done requiring the use of a lot more words than usually needed.

«I had no idea what that question was about, so I succeeded in not making a fool of myself by doing some university cooking».

«The teacher asked for a 16-page study. After my normal work, I was up to 8, but after adding some university cooking, it reached a mere 15 pages.»

by Jean-Frederic March 3, 2008