console fanboy

1. A Person who loves a particular game console soo much he will argue extensively the dominance of the particular game console with out the correct information. Generally a pale faced young teenage boy who is frustrated over the fact that his friend has a better console than himself.

2. A person who preferes game consoles over PC's. Again usually a pale faced frustrated young teenage boy who cant afford a decent PC.

Steve - "Your such a console fanboy"
Mark - "Shut up! PS2's are soo much better than XBOX's"
Steve - "XBOX's have better graphics, smoother gameplay, two extra controller ports (sorry Chris you cant play), hard drive that will take a hell of a long time to fill and superb online capabilities"
Mark - "erm.. well PS2's have a button that turns on its side when you stand it up"

by St Hubbins July 24, 2008

condolences window

The time period within which it is still reasonable to expect condolences for the death of a relative.

Dave: My uncle Pete died 5 years ago today.
Andy: Yeah, do you want to go to the pub tonight?
Dave: What the fuck, I just told you that my uncle Pete died.
Andy: Yeah, and?
Dave: Well, aren't you going to say "I'm sorry"?
Andy: Fuck that, 5 years is way outside the condolences window!

by Mentirosa August 6, 2011

Condoleeza Rice

A chinese dish consisting of chilli flakes, garlic, chicken, steamed rice and a small/large pinch of bullshit.

How much for one serve of condoleeza rice?

by english___p October 7, 2006

Convotext

text messaging a person so much it could've been an entire conversation.

Girl #1 - So this guy just sends me about 30 texts a day, can't he just pick up the phone?

Girl #2 - Oooh, he sends convotexts.

Girl #1 - Convotexts?

Girl #2 - Yeah, he'd rather type out what he wants to say because he doesn't want to talk to you.

by halfBR33D June 17, 2011

Consolecide

The act of purchasing a next-gen console.

I hear Greg is considering consolecide, doesn't he know that's a permanent solution to a temporary problem?

by RED inSOXicated January 28, 2015

Console nerd

Person who either bought a nintendo, xbox, or playstaion. Not all people who have consoles are console nerds. A console nerd is a die hard fan who can tell you why their console is the best in 6.9 seconds

Person 1 PlAySTAtioN is SUpErrIor tO ThE xbOx 1
Person 2 console nerd

by Large cranium neanderthal September 21, 2020

console.log(null);

Logs 'null'

Me: console.log(null);
Console: null

by saloema October 10, 2021