consumer whorism

1. Hell
2. An all-American export
3. See america,stupid,and politics

Consumer whorism: Coming to a corrupt nation near you!

by SpetsnazKaz April 4, 2014

Consumeradism

Feeling sexual arousal and pleasure by being exposed to unsatisfied consumers going to extreme lenghts expressing their lack of satisfaction, preferably with dumb and uneducated comments.

At work today I had a customer complained about an invoice fee, my body was tingling for hours and I couldnt focus on my job - that is consumeradism for you!

by vingattemgaddiosa January 17, 2018

Consumeradism

Reaching a point of sexual arousal by hearing,seeing or reading about frustrated customers. This state is common by people working jobs that deal with customers, eg customer service etc.

I felt my consumeradism come out when the customer said he would contact the authorities regarding his subcription, and my limb was getting rock hard

by versaceeee January 26, 2018

Consumer

A person who always want things but never bring anything

I had to get rid of them "Consumers" in my house, because they were drinking all my beer.

by APPizzle June 13, 2018

consumerverse

The realm of availability where something can be bought. This naturally includes online or IRL.

Dude, is the new Solo movie in the consumerverse yet?
Yeah! We can buy it on Amazon now!

by brobiwanzenobi November 23, 2018

Consume thine buttocks

A very formal way of saying ''Eat my ass, eat yo ass, eat his/her ass, etc.'', the meaning is of course based on the context or phrasing of the sentence.

Example 1:
Teacher: "Bob! Don't put your legs on top of the table!"
Bob: "You can eat my ass."
Teacher: "Excuse me?! How dare you say that! Apologize this instant!"
Bob: "Oh, I am sorry, let me rephrase that, I am allowing you to consume thine buttocks."

Example 2:
Prince: "Oh princess, oh the dear one, the beauty of this kingdom, I have always wished to see you this close, and as close as a woman and a man can be. I have tastes that you might question but, will you allow me to consume thine buttocks?"
Princess: "The fuck... Nah, let's not..."

by CoffeeK_ November 26, 2018

Consumer Self-Isolation

To get consumers to go buy things,

via the media,
corporations make individuals feel

so superior to most people

they feel disgusted of others

and stop interacting with them.

The glorification of movie stars, and the innate—it seems—cognitive bias that makes everyone think they're better than almost everyone else, help induce "consumer self-isolation".

by but for February 23, 2020