Man texting: Can I come round tonight and, maybe, stay the night? I know you’re mid-month but we can be careful.
Woman replying: Yes, do come - it would be lovely to see you. But - sorry to disappoint you - I’m having my period.
Man: Argh, God! That’s so contrasexive. But I’ll come round anyway.
Woman replying: Yes, do come - it would be lovely to see you. But - sorry to disappoint you - I’m having my period.
Man: Argh, God! That’s so contrasexive. But I’ll come round anyway.
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Lisa went to the ER and after a battery of tests was unfortunately diagnosis with severe case of a contraction of the mind. The doctor prescribed her 2 Tylenol and ensured she'd be getting her groove back before she knew it...
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A contipation contraction is when your anus / gluteus maximus muscles contract strongly causing a sharp and very uncomfortable pain, usually the same pain experiencenced whilst experiencing constipation. The contractions aren't always indicating constipation but there's a good chance it may follow.
Ben: *lift ass off chair and screechs in pain*
Josh: what's wrong?
Ben: Just had a constipation contraction -- ouch.
Josh: haha. eat too much cheese?
Josh: what's wrong?
Ben: Just had a constipation contraction -- ouch.
Josh: haha. eat too much cheese?
by okaythen873 July 31, 2009
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Overheard at a party: "Did you notice that Sally just left with Fred- those two have a fucking contract".
by noroma April 2, 2010
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Describes the erotic act of performing a Bikini Wax using Duct Tape and a Heat Gun. Duct tape is applied to the pubic area and then heated with a heat gun for two minutes. After the tape is allowed to cool, it is then removed in a single rapid motion as is done with any normal method of waxing.
Describes the erotic act of performing a Bikini Wax using Duct Tape and a Heat Gun. Duct tape is applied to the pubic area and then heated with a heat gun for two minutes. After the tape is allowed to cool, it is then removed in a single rapid motion as is done with any normal method of waxing.
Some people are allergic to the adhesive used on common duct tape; test a small area of skin for adverse reactions and irritability before performing a Brazilian Contractor.
by canander September 23, 2011
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