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model congress

thaa sickest extracurricular, where a bunch of teens congregate at a suhweet conference and solve all world problems in the span of two to five days. involves pimp suits and delegate dances where the hippest nerds go to writhe about in their banana republic committee duds.
"yo, where did you go this weekend? sounds like a partayyy."
"i was at model congress."
"what's that?"
"see above moron"
by heybabyimfobulous May 9, 2007
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quadcumber conger lips

A phrase used to describe a young female of a most perverted nature who very much enjoys the act of fellatio.
"Jesus, look at that dirty slut over by the bar, what a quadcumber conger lips!"
by oyon December 3, 2006
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congresswoman

A term used to describe an elected official (female) of the United States Congress, specifically the lower house of Congress (known as the House of Representatives).
After an arduous campaign, Jane became a congresswoman.
by Nicolai August 11, 2004
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congealed

Thickening; solidifying
In art class, we made a substance that congealed.
by Hobbits.Of.Camelot September 24, 2016
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Congressi

A person who has grown up but still behaves like a 2 year child, immature, blabbering anything without facts, supports every anti progress work, supports all unethical means to achieve what he / she wants, supports anti-nationalists
Man why do behave like a Congressi
by abekuchhbolo December 28, 2019
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freshman congestion

when freshman in highschool gather in clusters in the hallways, which makes other people annoyed and/or late to class.
teacher: why were you late to class again?

student: there was a bunch of *freshman congestion*.

teacher:dont get held up again!
by marshallthelaw November 16, 2011
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Harvard Model Congress

Harvard Model Congress otherwise known as HMC, is an annual simulation of Congress. The attendees comprise of the following:
1) Kids who really care about politics and usually get emotional about controversial issues
2) Kids who go exclusively for the HMC Dane

3) Kids who go to miss 2 days of school
4) The rest of the people there

Over 1500 high school students descend upon Boston for this event, usually the Sheraton hotel. All other hotel guests are royally pissed because it takes them 20 minutes to catch an elevator. While walking down the halls of the hotel floors, one can hear things from kids screaming about legislation to kids yelling about why they get the hotel bed to themselves. One of the most popular activities at HMC is to look out your hotel window and look for people doing strange things in their hotel rooms. Generally, boys look for babes undressing near the window with the curtain undrawn. While doing this, the odds of being mooned by a guy are about 200 times more likely than actually seeing a chick, let alone a hot one undressing near the window.
Guy 1: Dude, that girl is making out with the Secretary of Defense!
Guy 2: What do you expect? This is the HMC dance.

Guy 1: Did you hear that they legally changed the drinking age to 12?
Guy 2: Sick man! Where did you hear about this?
Guy 1: I co-authored this bill at Harvard Model Congress.
by smt1192 June 4, 2020
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