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Comcasting

Verb; the act of intermittently dropping internet connection.
Nah I can't play left for dead, there's a thunderstorm and my internet is comcasting :(
by Zeno Tasedro February 12, 2009
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Comcasting

To subtly, steadily increase someone's monthly bill, with the hope that they won't notice the month-to-month increase. Often used in conjunction with vague services fees and deceptive promotional periods. Considered widely to be the douchiest form of accounting.
Goddamnit, every month my bill goes up by $3-$4 because of some bullshit fee, and the only way I can get my bill back to where it was is by spending 2hours arguing on the phone. They are really comcasting us.
by bradybjr March 27, 2015
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Combustication

Bursting sudenly into flames

comes from the song "Pardon Me" by Incubus in which Brandon Boyd uses it.
...cuz lately ive been thinking of combustication as a welcome vacation from...
by Louis Friend August 16, 2004
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comcasting

Used to describe a request with an unrealistic turnaround time. Derived from the comcast commercial where the woman orders a latte then immediately asks "where's my latte"
Can you write a report on the history of the world...is that report on the history of the world ready yet? - Comcasting
by Robness December 28, 2006
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Cockstick

Cockstick: (Noun, Verb)

Refers to an individual who is rude or inconsiderate at the expense of others, often without regard.

Generally this word is used to describe certain behaviors while driving and the people who engage in them.

A Cockstick might "cockstick" others in a variety of ways by doing things such as "cocksticking" their way into your lane of traffic or "cocksticking" you at a red light by turning across multiple lanes of traffic.

The phrase was coined in the early 19th century during the horse and buggy days of transportation by a Irishman who was upset at an individual for cutting his carriage off at a crossroads in order to park on the opposite side of the street. Instead of waiting for the Irishman to pass, as he should have, he instead decided that his need to park on that side of the street overrided common courtesy, basic human decency, or even traffic laws.

Instead of yelling out "You motherless cocksucker!" as the Irishman normally would have done, it suddenly dawned on him that the rude man in question had performed a veritable replacement for surprise anal sex in vehicular form. Thus, the Irishman quickly came up with the phrase "cockstick" to imply that the man was a cock who "stuck" him by surprise and much to his anger and dismay.

Today this term is widely used in bouts of roadrage and thanks to some quick thinking by an Irishman (who was undoubtedly drunk, as they always are) we now have a proper term for these lowlife, degenerate scum.
Someone who, when you are stopped at a light, will try to squeeze in through you in order to turn, against the flow of traffic.

Someone who, when they see a one-lane road ahead for any reason: construction, accident, or sinkhole (for example) will continue in the wrong lane until the last possible inch in order to cut ahead of everyone else who merged when they should have.

These sons of bitches are both cockstickers of the highest order.
by Cockstick "Jones" McGee August 10, 2008
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Cumtastic

it is when you feel orgasmic and fantastic at the same time. it a like a burst of happiness and cumingness.
i feel cumtastic when i see ashleys tities.
it makes me wanna burst out a huge orgasm and shoot skeet flames all over her
by ballslsls August 13, 2008
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Cumtastic Thunder Cunt

adj.-One who loves being filled with man juice, and is a roaring std filled pussy. Permiscous and full of homosexual intentions.
Bills is a cumtastic thunder cunt, he never drinks with the gang.
by Tecate Delima May 27, 2009
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