chocolate bandana

The act of shitting onto a sexual partners chest.

Damn man, that marysol was a real freak, she let me go all the way and then leave her a chocolate bandana.

by SimplyCrisp December 20, 2015

Chocolate Wall Grenade

When you have the urgent need to defecate and you head for the nearest building to find a restroom but when you attempt to enter you find that the doors are locked. At this point you have approximately 3 seconds until fecal explosion, so your survival instincts kick in and you run to the nearest unexposed wall and blast a big shit all over that mother fucker.

To avoid shitting my pants, I ran to the Public Library to use their bathroom but the doors were locked so I launched a Chocolate Wall Grenade on the courtyard wall. Don’t worry the custodian has been notified.

by Jdan Cutsem August 22, 2018

Joe Chocolate

1/4th coffee (joe), 3/4 hot chocolate

"I'll have a Joe Chocolate"
"You mean a mocha?"
"NAH BITCH GIMME SOME JOE CHOCOLATE!"

by joe chocolate November 29, 2011

Sausage in the chocolate factory

Sausage in the chocolate factory means anal sex where the dick is the sausage and the ass is the chocolate factory.

Tom: So how was the sex?
Jimmy: It was good, me and Alice decided to try something new so I put my sausage in the chocolate factory.

by TheKillerOreo January 13, 2013

grabbing a chocolate bar

offensive term: for a white man, at a bar, to walk up to a random black/Caribbean girl and ask her for sexual favors.

(N.B: For a black guy to do the same to a white girl should probably be called licking vanilla ice cream.

do not go grabbing a chocolate bar unless you are ready to become the girl's sugar daddy.

by Sexydimma January 8, 2015

Charlie in the chocolate factory

Where a penis has been put in the anus

‘Yo my mate got molested by a giraffe and it stuck it’s Charlie in my mates chocolate factory he said he had bum bum bruises’
‘Put the Charlie in the chocolate factory’

by DaOGPuzzyLicka69BattyCrem March 16, 2019

dark chocolate

Dark chocolate is the chocolate that is darker than the regular one (milk chocolate).... and white chocolate.

Consists of two types, semisweet (used for cooking) and bittersweet (more cocoa, vanilla). However, both can be referred as 'couverture', that is chocolate rich in cocoa butter

It has more antioxidants than milk or white chocolate. However, avoid anything with caramel, nougat or other fillings. These fillings are just adding sugar and fat which erase many of the benefits you get from eating the chocolate.

Mary: I love dark chocolate

Susan: You mean African American male?

Mary: No, the one that melts in your mouth.... you've read Urban Dictionary too much

by chrno July 27, 2010