Giant oversized cockwomble

Bayley is one of these

Bayley is a giant oversized cockwomble

by Swarve1991 August 18, 2022

Cockable

A girl who isn't really beautiful, but, actually you'd like to have sex with her gladly.

What do you think about Anna? Oh, not so pretty, but if i find her on the floor after two long island...i'll f**k her smoothly. She's cockable.
Look over there! Have you seen Anna? Yep, tonight she's cockable with that shorts.

by OrniCento November 24, 2016

Cockwaggler

Something you call your friend jokingly or to someone you hate not jokingly (however they probably wouldn't understand) A cockwaggler can mean many different things... we still haven't figured out exactly what it means. also the origin for cockwaggler was a video of a dog wagging its tail in between its legs and it looked like a fuzzy cock.

Leo: Vincent you are a cockwaggler
Vincent: *metal gear solid alert sound*

by MANO'WORDS September 29, 2022

cockjabbled

I created the word, it essentially means to be shocked to a large extent. It’s also just a funny word, it sounds shakespearian but when I looked it up and it wasn’t, so i guess the word is mine

“Did you hear that Brittney Spears is pregnant??”

“Yeah, I’m cockjabbled! I almost spit out my food when I heard the news!”

by therealcockjabber April 26, 2023

Cockwaffler

NORTHERN IRISH SLANG

A person who speaks about a person in a very good light dispite talking absolute waffle, metaphorically sucking their dick while trying to talk.

"Aye, Big Mikey is the greast fella ever so he is. He has done so much to help the people up here and he has done even greater things"
(This is all not true to the person who is about to use the term "Cockwaffler")
"Jesis meite, stop sucking his dick ye wee Cockwaffler"

by Maddalious September 15, 2025

Chips with a side of Cockamole

The man must work at Chipotle for this situation to take place. A fine woman will be placing her order at the local Chipotle. At the conclusion of her order, the man will ask: “Would you like some chips with a side of cockamole?!” The woman will ask if he means guacamole, and the man will counter by showing her what he means (pulls out his girthy chode). This will result in the woman either becoming extremely aroused or a lengthy sexual harassment case.

Big Easy: Yo T-bag, I had some nice authentic Mexican food with my chick last night. The chips and guacamole were tremendous. Really hit the spot.

Stoney: Dawg, I gave this smoking chick at chipotle some chips with a side of cockamole. Really hit her spot if ya know what I mean ;)

Big Easy: T-bag... you are the most savage mofo in the galaxy.

by Stoney69 January 25, 2019