Cocking The Hoof

To engage in an illegal sexual action with a farmer's horse, whether it be the farmer or a blackman engaging in the inapporpriate action, although Horse's need pleasuring too!

Horse: "NAYYY NAYYER NAY", Translation: "what you doin' nigger"

Farmer: "shut up bitch, i'm cocking the hoof"

Horse: "NAYYYYYYY NAY", Translation "wooh there nigger, that ain't right"

by Jason R and Ben H February 27, 2007

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cocking off

bragging; boasting.

Justin - "Man, I had a hundred beers last night. I'm SO hungover!"
Tom - "Quit cocking off, homo. No one cares how much you drank."

by idiotkidsean April 15, 2009

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Cock Ring

The homosexual version of "Booty Call." When a person calls your cell phone explicitly to ask for sex.

"Hey Peter, who was that on the phone just now?"
"It was Jake, I gotta go"
"Dammit Peter! Diching us for a cock ring again?"

by Luke E. January 20, 2006

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Cold Cocking

The act of slapping some one with a limp "Cock".
Most commonly in the Face.

"...And he whacks it (jumpsuit) open and....Have you ever heard of Cold Cocking someone?" Laughter "He got him right in the face! BOOM! Whoa!" ~James Edward Olmos Recollecting the antics from the Set of Battlestar Galactica

by Sakuto-no-sai March 16, 2009

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Cocking

The act of holding in urine for long periods of time, causing the bladder to expand and push on a persons diaphragm. This causes the cocker to feel/look two months pregnant. This is not a dirty word, although commonly confused for one by its name.

While i was scoring, the extremely attractive girl I was with was afraid to use the portable toilet and therefore decided to cock.
I was cocking at the very close game of rugby.
Don't you hate the feeling when your bladder is cocked?

by Amy bee June 29, 2010

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