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Lazy Crocodile

When your poo sits on the bottom of the toilet and doesn't go away with the flush.
Ah man, you left a Lazy Crocodile in the toilet.

Go and get rid of your Lazy Crocodile.

You might wanna go check the toilet, you've left a Lazy Crocodile.
by Culie July 13, 2014
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Butt Crackodile

by CrimsonKajun2 October 17, 2020
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cockmobile

Any car that is used by a gay male to obtain cock.
Thuper Billy crashed his cockmobile while getting roadhead from his boyfriend.
by GG money December 22, 2003
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The cockadile hunter

the act of skinning any type of snake and then using the snake skin as a condum during intercourse.
i gave that girl the cockadile hunter yesterday.
by mind invasion June 20, 2011
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crocodilejack

A CrocodileJack is Filipino YIFY-User who loves to talk , find out about others in great detail...only to use it against them. A typical CrocodileJack has a tiny penis but tells others it's way over 2 inches , even exaggerating up to 3 & 1/2. The most well-known thing is a CrocodileJack will be loyal to his friends & is generally a nice guy.
A CrocodileJack , Filipino , YIFY-User , nice guy , well liked by friends
by Ving~Thor November 22, 2013
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Crocodile Mile

A term for having slippery/sweaty/glistening/wet

sex with a particularly voluptuous lady.

The term is a nostolgic nod to the 80s/90s slip and slide model “the crocodile mile” which featured an inflatable bump/ramp launching users into a pool which also featured the memorable jingle “You run, you slide, you hit the bump and take a dive.”
“Damn girl! You juicy as hell. I want to take you back to my place and crocodile mile yo damn titays!”

Last night Dat pussy was wetter than a crocodile mile”
by SHAM-PAIN January 18, 2019
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Crocodile Kicker

One who usually spends the day on the porch, rifle in hand, sipping ice tea with 18 kids in their ford pick up truck and a possum in the oven for some grub.

Synonym for "hick" or "Hillbilly"
Jessie-Lou is such a crocodile kicker!
by H Fiasco October 3, 2008
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