clubber lang

You ever seen the movie Rocky 3? Rocky fights Mr. T's character: Clubber Lang. There is a great scene in the movie where there is a slow-motion close-up of Clubber Lang pounding the shit out of Rocky. The camera is focused on Lang's extremely mean face.

So, the slang definition of "Clubber Lang" is:
verb - the act of making a mean facial expression (by a female) to a male who has unsuccessfully tried to make sexual advances, or "Spit Game".

Yo, i tried to tell that chic near the reggae jawn that she looked good; she just clubber langed me and walked away!

by Dobber April 8, 2005

Clubbing Seals

Bashing baby harp seals on the head (thereby killing them) for to procure their pelts for garment making.

"Clubbing seals may be brutal, but it pisses off the PETA fuck-ups so I endorse it wholeheartedly"

by HankanatorX July 2, 2003

seal clubber

One of six character classes from the online role playing game Kingdom of Loathing. Seal Clubbers depend on muscle to adventure through the game.

Player one: I am a seal clubber since my second ascension.

Player two: Really? were you an accordion theif before that?

by Vito60 August 6, 2006

baby seal clubber

One who goes to the grounds of baby seals to play golf. Since there are no courses, and one's balls get very cold, it is best to just whack the baby seals for fun.

Me-We'll use that iceberg as the putting green, don't you think?

Andrew- OK, I'll go first. Hand me that driver.

*Andrew hits baby seal*

Me-Looks like you went oob there.

*Hippies come and protest, one lays down on my seal*

Hippy on seal: You'll have to take me if you want this seal, baby seal clubber


Me-Have it your way...


*hits hippy and seal*

by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

Clubbing the seal

When you're girl tells you she has to take a dump, you follow her into the bathroom. Just as she sits down to start, you shove your dick up her ass and start having anal.

Jennifer and I spent a good 45 minutes last night clubbing the seal.

by The Dawgpound March 21, 2008

Clubbed-Up

When the noun, in any varying manner, is influenced and thus effected by any derivitive of the 'Club'. This word has a broad scope of meaning as virtually all things on a night out are a product of 'Club' influence.

An obvious example is getting on the lash before the club. Your not getting pissed for the sake of it but in fact for the club. You are therefore getting 'Clubbed-Up'. Any snazzy apparel donned for the club also makes the noun (in this case the person)'Clubbed-Up', as it has been specifically worn due to typical Club mandate requiring it.

E.g Bob:"Dave what are you doing, your completely pissed and wearing a horrible stripey black and white shirt?

Dave:"Mate, I'm getting 'Clubbed-Up' aren't I"

by Thomas Jessop July 16, 2007

Chubbiechaser

One who loves to go after large and/or morbidly obese women. One who prefers large women over skinny girls.

Boy that Klever is a chubbiechaser, if she ain't at least 200 lbs then he is not in to her.

by snyde dog July 13, 2009