JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME

Where a man proceeds to perform the jean claude van damme styled splits between a set of chairs and has a girl give him a rim job while dressed as chun li

"Bro, sophie gave me the best jean claude van damme experience of my life!"

by Bruce ri March 17, 2021

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Claudé | Claude

A unisex persons name for a wonderful person.
Persons with this name are Strong and well minded, they are kind but also scary, but sometimes really Lazy.

Claudé | Claude is Lazy again.

by SL-Eve November 21, 2021

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the act of excreting via flatulent in one's pants, then fornicating with an unknowing extremely unlucky partner. After completing copulation one throws one's soiled underpants in the face of the unfortunate victim and exclaims "You just got Clauded, bitch!".

Jack Worden: Dude, guess what surprise present I got my girlfriend for her birthday.

Don Claud: Did you give her the shartshow special?

(laughter)

Jack Worden: Yeah man, that bitch felt the wrath of the Claud!

(the two embrace and the the celebratory bro handshake ritual occurs)

by the hood rat September 5, 2011

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Claude Kane III

The secret identity of Radioactive Man from the Simpsons

Do you know about Radioactive Man's secret identity? His real name is actually Claude Kane III!

by FlyGlitch January 8, 2022

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Claud

Someone who always lights up the room and never fails to make everyone happy. A niche sort of friend that only comes around once in a lifetime, but when you meet a Claud, you'll want to stick around and create lifelong bonds as that may be the coolest person you'll meet. Sure they might have the flaws that every friend has, but Claud here is different. Claud will always be the highlight of your day; and if not YOUR day, definitely someone else's.

Claud isn't a single-serve-friend, they're someone you wanna keep around!

by mfomari March 27, 2025

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