I learned the clarinet at school

An innuendo alluding to the speaker's blowjob skills.

'I learned the clarinet at school.'
'I look forward to it.'

'Have sex with me.'
'Why should I?'
'Come on, I learned the clarinet at school.'
'COMING!'

by Johnlock November 4, 2012

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Learned to play the clarinet at school

Gives fantastic blowjobs

So how is Jill at giving you a BJ, John?

Oh, she totally learned to play the clarinet at school.

by lscamander November 5, 2012

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i learnt the clarinet at school

I give a great blowjob

"Can you do anything?!?"
"I learnt the clarinet at school...."

by 7947568 July 7, 2016

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Virtual High Tea Coffee n Cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat

"Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat", is the name of INWIRA's YOUTUBE CHANNEL...

Joe Bloggs to his friend: "You should see this YouTube channel video about some womans clarinet practice.
Joe bloggs friend: "What's it called; the channel?"
Joe bloggs: "Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat".
Joe Bloggs friend: "Cool."

by Usebleach January 17, 2021

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clarinet

the best instrument ever. plays in concert, marching, and jazz bands. mostly girls and gays but some random football players too (for some reason.) can be used as an insult or a compliment. better than saxophones.

trumpet: is that girl a clarinet?
trombone: how could you say that...?

saxophone: ew its a clarinet
clarinet: we're just better than u lmao stay mad

by paztels April 17, 2023

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