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Salty Cider

A Salty Cider is performed the morning after a night of copious cider drinking. Upon waking you find either your partner or nearest willing recipient and proceed to fill their mouth with your steaming, warm, cider urine.
The morning after a furious cider keger, Jill wanted nothing more than to give Jack a Salty Cider.
by Whisky Beard October 12, 2019
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pineapple cider

Commonly used in a bar to pick up women, a Pineapple Cider is code for A fore-thinking man having eaten an entire pineapple out on the town looking for a swallower.
Man: Hey pretty lady, do you like Pineapple Cider?
Woman: Fuck off creep.
by Pineapple_Dreams May 26, 2019
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Uppin Cider

- The creamy finish you put in your partner in the fall or winter time; a festive cold weather cock-tail
Last night, my girlfriend and I snuggled on the couch under some blankets. I had a beer, and she got some uppin cider.”
by Otter Robinson October 30, 2022
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Cider Job

when you bring a fresh ass for kenneth, chaos ensues
"Sounds sticky, Cider Job, sounds sticky"
by Goblinsanta January 5, 2021
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Fire Cider

When you mix Fireball whiskey with apple cider.
Would you like a fire cider shot?
by rustyspoon October 30, 2025
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Lucifer's Cider

The hellish combination of instant powdered hot apple cider mix and "Bling Bling" Blue Raspberry Mad Dog 20/20.
"Sorry I'm late for Jazzercise, I was up all night getting shit-housed on Lucifer's Cider. That shit packs a wallop."
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