Chuff monkey

The act of driving/parking so close to the kerb that you destroy the alloy wheels.
Look at the state of those alloys, proper chuff monkeyed !
by Allovesit May 25, 2023
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pain in the chuff

Pain in the vagina
It's right pain in the chuff!
by Chuffing hell April 21, 2017
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penguins chuff

You stink like a penguins chuff, take a bath!
by MissKittyBoo February 10, 2017
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Chuff Lock

Wrestling term, basically a Full Nelson except the individual performing the move also inserts their dick inside the anus of the recipient. Creating a 3 point hold that’s impossible to break free from.
Today in gym class, Coach Dawson put me in a Chuff Lock....
by KRiver September 16, 2018
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Chuff Duster

A large, bushy mustache that covers the entire upper lip.
Dude! Check out that guy's incredible chuff duster! I bet he goes down on more chicks by noon than Jesus.
by moosestache October 05, 2011
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chuff shunter

Chuff is a woman's genitalia and, the act of 'shunting' the chuff is carried out by a woman in the absence of any tackle to penetrate her, therefore a Chuff Shunter is a lesbian.
On seeing 2 lesbians holding hands or kinoodling: 'Check out the chuff shunters...'
by Emily_Hat May 16, 2006
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