Chonks

The biggest of ass cheeks

“Aye gang laquisha got them scrate chonks”

by King of chonks September 8, 2019

Chonk

A sexy beast, usually named Maria, who wobbles when they walk

Substitute teacher (reading attendance): Maria?I'm assuming you would like to be called chonk?

by Chonkygorl November 10, 2021

Chonk

Meaning very thick or fat

That cat has chonk

Or

That squirrel is a chonker

by Guayando August 25, 2022

Chonk

To devour with such a brutal and overwhelming nature that said meal disappears without a trace almost instantly.

"Did you see the way Sarah chonked on that Chipotle sofritas burrito? I could've sworn it took mere seconds for her to finish"

by IbarLikesFire June 21, 2019

CHONK

A girl (Sarah) who is disturbingly obese.

Damn that bitch be CHONK

by LakPeppi May 2, 2023

captain chonk chonk

Captain Chonk Chonk is our lord and saviour. His immense power is enough to squash 69 coconuts at once.

"DID YOU JUST SEE CAPTAIN CHONK CHONK?!"

"YEAH! HE WAS SQUASHING 69 COCONUTS!"

by Chonky Boi 69 December 5, 2020

Chonks

A word to describe a big beefy boi that has exceeded the maximum mass limit to exist within the space time continuum.

Bob: That big boi is chonks!

Ross: ah yes, chonks.

by CoolG2007 February 16, 2020