Chachacabra

(noun) A solitary human male, former fraternity brother, who hasn't scored with a chick that evening and is getting increasingly agitated at the massive number of intelligent women that are passing him by, having been left behind since the rest of his pack have all taken chicks home already, and the hour growing closer and closer to last call.

Club Ho 1- Tee hee hee...that guy is hot...I think you two are cute together...and he has a TATTOO! How unique and not ordinary. (sends a text to nobody important)

Club Ho 2- (checking a text from nobody important) Yeeaahh...(hic)...and he told me my eyes are beautiful and that I am smart and (hic) funny...I think he's really special-

Bartender- Hey...drunk chicks...that guy will say anything and everything to get either or both of you in bed. He's a chachacabra. Stay away and let me call you a cab for Christ's Sake.

by BrandonChrist December 14, 2011

The Chach

A celebrity waiter at Pizano’s in Chicago

We had The Chach as are waiter at Pizano’s

by Dhdvtvtkduxgd September 22, 2019

chachan

it's a Malayalam word meaning uncle or big brother, mostly used by Christian communities in Kerala.

i call my mother's brother as chachan.

my chachan is living in trivandrum

by the guy with big pp June 20, 2021

CHACHI MARIACHI

LESBIANS WHO HAVE A FASCINATION WITH MEXICANS.

LIZ (taylor) AND ANGIE(jolie) LIKE GOING TO HOMESTEAD BECAUSE THEY ARE CHACHI MARIACHIS.

WHILE ON VACATION IN MEXICO ANGIE AND LIZBETH BECAME CHACHI MARIACHIS.

by MR911 October 19, 2010

chech

To confirm something is true through the will of god otherwise you will be punished for the rest of eternity

Person A: Hey bro i lost my virginity to a cat

Person B: Aint no way that's true say chech
Person A: nah bro it was a dog, chech that.

by STEMOGH November 10, 2022

chach

Pronounced: "chawch"

Definition: Noun-A person (usually male)who attempts to exhibit a cool and popular look but generally comes across as either an asshole and/or a total loser. Plural: chachs, chaches.
Adjective, adverb- dumb, idiotic Ex: "That guy just totally pulled a chach move."
(Rare) Verb-to unjustifiably escape a commitment. Ex: "Todd really chached out tonight."

Behavioral Patterns: Tends to bitch out when extreme situations present themselves. Provokes animosity in more enlightened individuals.

Special Abilities: Being able to piss off peers in close proximity by doing absolutely nothing.

Where found: Shopping malls, fraternities, Late night diners, college bars and/or clubs, party schools, business seminars.

Synomyms:douche bag, bitchass, etc.

Combinations: Can be used in conjunction with "ass" as in "chach ass". Northern dialect also includes the form "Chachski".

Possibly Derived from: The character Chachi played by actor Scott Baio on the television programs Happy Days (1974-1984)and Joanie Loves Chachi(1982-1983).

Vulgarity Level: Perfectly safe to use in public.

What to do if encountered: Keep a cool head. A chach's main weapon is annoyance. Avoid places where chaches frequent (you should anyways). They are insecure and have a weak sense of pride so hit on their girlfriend to throw them off guard.

Use your imagination. Everyone has met a chach.
"(insert name here) is a chach (ass)."

by Ash79 August 3, 2005

Fuzz Chach

A lazy police officer. Usually drives up and down the main streets of his jurisdiction so everyone knows he’s a cop. Will not engage in any trainings. No matter what kind of call he goes to, he will always call for back up. Usually will also be a volunteer firefighter. Always avoids confrontation and calls everyone “bud.”

“Slow down bro there’s a cop”

“Nah that guys a fuzz chach, we’re good.”

by RickSaltsman82 April 13, 2022