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Icky Chippy

A game played by 2 male or more male friends. Competitors must furiously masturbate over a chip shop chip until all have ejaculated onto the chip. The last man to spunk on the lone chip must eat the seaman covered chip. Chip may be hot or cold.
Frank, Dave and Larry had finished school for the day. At a loss they decided to finish on a chip shop chip that was found on the pavement during the walk home. After 68 seconds of extremely competitive wanking, Larry came last. In this instance it was Larry who must consume the Icky Chippy.

crunchy munchy crispy chippy crisp cronch 

The british way of saying chip
Oi mate these americans call our crunchy munchy crispy chippy crisp cronch's chips? Weird

Binley Mega Chippy

The most Morbtastic place you can go to eat, famous for its Morbius mega meal. First chippy to sell 1 morbillion chips. Definitely one of the Chippy's of all time
Morb hater: "Lets go get some chips"
Morbus: "sure lets go to Binley Mega Chippy"
Morb hater: "No that place sucks"
Marbus: *morbs him with his morbenis* "its morbin time"

mc chippy 

MC who likes to think he is hard. His most famous song is 'Back Of My Car' Mc Chippy has a VERY bad haircut, and is ginger. He is mostly listened to by chav's and children who aspire to be thugs.
Radio: "Yo, in the back of my car what goes on in the back of my car...."
Person 1: mate, thats mc chippy rappin' innit bledrin
Person 2: yeah yeah mushting mc chippy 2k12
mc chippy by theeve August 1, 2012

Mr chippy 

Lol look at that chinese dude phil.

Are you sure he's chineses?

Well he looks like he's a mr chippy.
Mr chippy by megadj123 August 8, 2010

Dirty Chippy

When you slap a stripper in the face with your freshly trimmed deck.
You should be able to get a stripper to show you whatever you want during a lap dance by spinning her around and grabbing her wide end. If she refuses, give her the Dirty Chippy.