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Oil Change

If you do drugs and need to pass ampiss test, a P-vac isn't an option and you need clean urine, you'll need to do an oil change. An oil change is when you stick a sterile tube in your urethra until urine naturally comes out. Next take a syringe full of clean urine and inject it into the tube. There, your oil is changed.
The test is tomorrow, we'll never pass unless we do oil changes.
by xXxX June 11, 2013
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change everything!

A silly word game where you just change/negate everything in a common phrase.
examples of change everything!:
"Ahem, what's elevated physician?"
"All solid foods for me."
"You are brain dead, even though he is not."
"who isn't my mommy?"
"Intercourse Adhesive suggests a celebratory consumption of alcoholic beverages." (Nematode Cellulose).
"Eastminster admission of doubt"
"The boo chair. The bay care. Thick and dull stick may care."
by SMODNUK September 30, 2007
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Change of screenery

When one moves from their computer to their television (or vice versa) usually due to boredom.
When Jess resorted to playing Freecell on his computer he knew it was time for a change of screenery and made his way to the couch for a Battlestar Gallactica rerun on The Space Network.
by Cap The Gnome March 19, 2011
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Fashion for Change

A student-run fashion show at UW apparently, famous for having arrogant, try-hard, wannabe models, but most of them are too ugly to even reach average :( If you have seen too many beautiful people in your life and don't know what ugly is, then you should go see Fashion for Change :)
Samantha:" On scale of "fashion for change model" to 10, how beautiful do I look???"
by ddffgo March 22, 2012
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short changed

1. To be extremely close to accomplishing something only to have it unexpectedly taken away at the last minute.

2. To mis-judge distance or position resulting in injury to yourself or another person
1. I just got "short changed" by that quick traffic light

2. I just "short changed" myself by shifting in my chair wrong and injuring my "private area"
by cabbagehead February 8, 2008
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Arabian Oil Change

the act of inserting a funnel into someones Anus and having multiple Men ejaculate into the funnel and filling the person to capacity with semen. Usually done as a practical joke, or as a means of ending a relationship.
Sam Made fun of a bunch of people at that party. When he passed out they performed an "Arabian Oil Change" on him to settle the score.
by StormCloud1 April 16, 2010
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Mongolian Sex Change

When one places one's penis and Testicles behind ones legs, conveying the illusion that a vaginal canal is present when there is in fact a hidden dong.

The maneuver goes back thousands of years and some even say Hitler was spotted performing the act after consuming large amounts of Jagermeister.

The act was brought to attention in popular culture by such figures as Buffalo Bill and even Jay in clerks 2.
Mussolini: Adolf, what the hell are you doing?

Hitler: (standing with dick tucked between legs) Mongolian sex change, yo.
by Mike Oksmall October 5, 2013
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