cellium

cellium is a little virgin gaymer who keyboards on cod because he gets bullied by kids even tho hes homeschooled

this guy is such a cellium bro wtf

by ILLey_ April 9, 2017

ceiling titty

Those round half sphere lights you have on your ceiling with the little tip in the centre which kind of makes it look like a titty

Person one: it's dark in here
Person two: hold up, let me turn on the ceiling titty

by AlrightFam June 29, 2016

Calling in well . . .

Call work and tell them that you are calling in well . . . tell them that you have been sick every day that you have been there and today you feel good and you don't want to waste it on going to work . . .

Hey, it's me . . . I am "Calling in well . . ." , I have been sick every day that I have worked there but I feel good today and I can't find a reason to mess it up by coming to work . . see you tomorrow . . .

by sunkeyeno.3 August 14, 2011

ceilingwalkers

Noun: The fancy shoes that some women wear that are only used when fucking. Basically, these shoes have never touched the floor, as they are always up in the air when worn. Sometimes they are just to pretty to put down on the pavement; sometimes they are bought at specialty stores (i.e., porn shops). Typically they are bright, clean and sparkly, with tall, spikey heels, and occasionally, ostrich feathers across the instep. They can never be used for walking across a floor. That said, they are basically 'virgin' shoes for non-virgins.

"My {shorty} spends all her cash on ceilingwalkers."

by Timmion August 2, 2015

Cellicon Valley

Biotech hub; homonyn of silicon valley

Boston is America's Cellicon Valley

by tomorrowtomorrow August 9, 2017

Collin Lam

Collin Lam is the supreme leader of the short 7th graders union (S7G) and is known for having uncontrollable erections whenever he sees a woman, masturbates about 12 times a day. He controls his midget goons to suck his 2 millimeter cock everyday.

Damn, Collin Lam's cock is pretty small.

by Dawei is cool September 5, 2021

ceilinggender

when someone feels a strong personal connection with a ceiling

Person 1: what gender does that individual associate themselves as?

Person 2: ceilinggender.

by therealceiling January 19, 2022