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Morning Cathedral

The waking erection experienced by those bearing a penis. Often has to be taken care of there and then.
"Hey bubby, wanna see my morning cathedral?"
by Carbonfibre Clue October 20, 2021
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Red-Catted

To be pinned against the wall during a hot wheel, preferably in a very public setting while wearing a bright red hat.
Maddy was red-catted at the party last night lolz
by poopsandgigs March 18, 2022
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Catholic Cathedral

Sex role play where the women plays Quasimodo and the man plays his bells. Quasimodo pulls on the man’s balls like the cord of the bells and the man makes noise.
Frollo “ Quasi i heard your bells scream all night. I’m done with this Catholic Cathedral.”
by Csprings May 31, 2023
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Manila Cathedral

Manila Cathedral-Basilica Was Created in 1571 by nipa, wood and bamboo
On a tragic day on 15th century a Riot happened and they burned the easily cathedral Moving Forward To the 17th Century a new facade and a octogonal bell tower on 1750 or much more to the 17th century a earthquake struck manila and destroyed the whole cathedral and some parts of Manila were destroyed.
Moving to 1860s Manila Cathedral Rose again but the Bell Tower stood beside on it and had a new paint job but on 1880 a earthquake struck manila again leaving the whole cathedral into rubbles
Going to 1879 the cathedral rose again and the octogonal bell tower still stood and had saints were made in molave wood on 1945 the cathedral was heavily bombed leaving the cathedral and the bell tower destroyed moving to 1950s the cathedral rose again they recreated what the facade look like back in 1879 but unfortunately the octogonal bell tower wasn't there anymore it was finally replaced to a modern bell tower
On 1980s Pope John Paul II Declared Manila Cathedral into a Minor Basilica.
Manila Cathedral-Basilica Still Stood And as for the Present it always be stood always there.

Viva Immaculate Conception!
by maleGigityBOOM! July 30, 2024
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the Cathedral

Coined by neoreactionary Curtis Yarvin to describe the perverse relationship between academic institutions and the mainstream media, particularly in the United States, to disrupt the social order of a liberal democracy by prompting increasingly left-leaning policies.
Jerry argues that the Cathedral is responsible for his province’s increasing support of mass immigration.
by Southern Twink April 28, 2025
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Build cathedrals just to fart in them

(idiom)

To put deep care and meaning into something - only to follow it with something hilariously undignified, awkward, or unexpected. A poetic expression of how beauty and absurdity coexist.
He gave a TED Talk that moved the crowd to tears while trying to suppress a fart - and tripped walking offstage letting it rip. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.

We spent hours crafting a delicate love letter to humanity… then added a joke about a presence queef. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.
by Ashfires September 6, 2025
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crimson cathedral

The action of stabbing someone in the asshole or vagina
"Did you hear that Jack got a crimson cathedral last night"
by PLilly December 29, 2025
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