Carsonism

Carson is god. Carsonism is the religion that celebrates Carson and his core pratices and beliefs. The secret will not be shared as to how he is so powerful, it will only be revealed to those who join. Let us all celebrate and praise Carson efore the day or reckoning. He is God. He is life. Bless Carson

"I believe in Carsonism. Carson is God." "Yes, yes he is."

by Carsons most loyal acolyte September 28, 2021

carson

kid with a huge cock and balls and loves hot moms

there goes carson with another milf

by milflover69 November 23, 2021

Carson

They type of boy who has liked a girl for years but is too scared to ask her out while at the same time getting offended when someone memes her as if they're dating. This type of boy also stays home to nurse a headache and play games and jerk off. Also the kind of boy to talk about his trash job at a gym

He's pulling a Carson

What a Carson

Typical Carson

by Goul_fieri October 26, 2017

Carson

A person with a penis under 3 centimeters.

Girl 1: That boy looks like a Carson.

by Lofus69 May 7, 2018

Carson

a jew

damn that carson really built like a jew

by sand niggers for jesus May 31, 2018

Carson

A total creep who’s usually a pedofile

Omg is that a Carson he must be a total creep

by Soggybreadnuggets September 14, 2019

Carson

Adjective-
A gossip-hungry person who is still in love with a man who goes to her old school, but is starting to get bored with him so she resorts to juniors.

Man #1- I thought she still likes joe
Man #2- No she is hooking up with this junior now
Man #1- God, she is such a Carson

by dancingdonuts December 21, 2008