WHY CANT I GET A BONER

I can’t get a fucking boner and I’m pissed

IM TRYING TO JACK OFF BUT MY PENIS WONT COMMIT TO IT WHY CANT I GET A BONER WHAT THE FUCK

by Rotten_Cum December 30, 2021

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i cant find that FRICKIN EMOJI

When you can’t find that Netherlands flag emoji in your iPhone flags

Me: trying to find my own definitions
“I cant find that FRICKIN EMOJI

by Mozambique 🇲🇿 October 10, 2020

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I've fallen and cant get up

A girl takes a penis from behind while on the ground while giving hand jobs to men on the left and right, while blowing the man in the middle, thrusting her in a downward motion making her look like she cant get up.

I've fallen and cant get up due to all these penises.

by Diebler84 April 8, 2009

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I CANT TAKE IT PLS STOP

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, IT FUCKING RUINED MY LIFE, PLEASE MAKE IT STOP, I CANT TAKE IT, PLEASE END THIS FUCKING SHIT, THIS IS NOT RIGHT, ITS BEEN 5 YEARS SINCE IT CAME OUT, WHY ARE YOU STILL DOING THIS, THIS SHIT ATE ALL MY BRAINCELLS, THIS NEEDS TO BE STOPPED

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-:I CANT TAKE IT PLS STOP, IT FUCKING RUINED MY LIFE, PLEASE MAKE IT STOP, I CANT TAKE IT, PLEASE END THIS FUCKING SHIT, THIS IS NOT RIGHT, ITS BEEN 5 YEARS SINCE IT CAME OUT, WHY ARE YOU STILL DOING THIS, THIS SHIT ATE ALL MY BRAINCELLS, THIS NEEDS TO BE STOPPED!

by ppepsii August 5, 2023

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white men cant jump theory

The bullshit theory that white people cant play sports, fight, rap, and overall suck. Mostly used by "gangstas" in the "hood". Coined by eminem in his book The Way I Am.

White boy: Yo lemme play ball wit' you guys

Black Boy: Hell no nigga, Crackas' cant play ball

White boy: Fuck you, that's White Men cant jump theory.

by Wade Zabell January 1, 2012

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