Canoe Sock

1. Excessively large foreskin

2. Section of foreskin that remains covering tip of penis, either partially or completely (no show canoe sock), when fully erected.

His canoe sock catches a ton of lint.

by Srfnbtrfly May 14, 2020

Canoe Feet

When somebody's shoes are that big, they resemble a pair of canoes.

That lad will have no trouble sailing down the manny with them canoe feet.

by Bushead March 31, 2015

Douche canoe

An annoying person, usually male, characterized by one or more of a variety of obnoxious traits. These may include but are not limited to arrogance, incompetence, stupidity, an unfounded sense of self-importance, and general disagreeableness. See douchebag.

Mack: Well sonofabitch, here comes that bumbling idiot Todd who thinks he's God's greatest gift to humankind.
Jensen: He's coming this way? Ah fuck. What a royal douche canoe.

by Macknificent December 14, 2012

Canoe U.

United States Naval Academy

Look at that doornob on that ensign's ring finger...must have gone to Canoe U.

by Bill Gilcrest June 29, 2003

douche-canoe

a person who is literally afloat in the vile refuse of used water and viegar that is douche

That dude sucks, he is a total douche-canoe

by Sennex July 30, 2010

Tin Canoe

When you run out of condoms.. and saran wrap.. and thus proceed to wrap your penis in aluminum foil to prepare for intercourse.

- Do you have a condom?
- no, can we use saran wrap?
- All out.
- Looks like you're getting the tin canoe tonight.

by MrBojangles69 February 17, 2009

douche canoe

Not just your run of the mill douche. A total douche! This douche will kill you with his non stop douche baggery. Avoid the douche Canoe at all costs.

Ryan Seacrest is a total douche canoe

by Daniel: Tiger of Ra January 14, 2008