Cancer

If you have or had cancer you are apart of a family you don't even know apart. If you're going through it your unbelievably strong. And if you beat it good fucking job cause you're awesome. It also is great very picking up women.

Jen: Yeah, Ed had cancer.
Meg: Awww, that's so sad. Did he beat it?
Jen: Yeah.
Meg: Then he fucking rocks! Let's go fuck him.

by Thatguy0722 January 11, 2015

Cancer

The time machine videos posted by tardisboy on youtube.

have you watched the time machine videos by tardisboy on youtube?
Nah
Good, they're cancer

by Jazzycars November 21, 2016

Cancer

Cancer is a loving, sweet, considerate, and introverted person. They act tough when really they just want to be loved and be told they are important. They pair mostly with Scorpios or Pisces. Cancers try their best to do everything they can to fit in and act normal when all they want to do is find their true love. When they find that person, nothing else matters besides that.

What’s your sign?

I’m a cancer...
Makes sense

by Someone you don’t know..... March 7, 2019

Cancer

A disease you dumb fuck boi

You give me brain cancer when you speak pls kys you dumb fuck. Why are you still reading this. Do you have anything better to do with your life.maybe not. You give me epilepsy. Please kys. You have no life.stop reading this. You are a dick bag . Stop just STOP. Go get anal raped. If you don't stop reading this.................(gunshot)rip cancer taken control of his brain cells and made him shoot him self you could have stoped it

by Pourpodse June 28, 2017

cancerous

A term used for something that is so fucked up, that it is figurably able of giving you cancer.

Can be used as both an adverb and adjective.

Jake: Look at this gore I found the other day. It's fucking amazing.
Brad: That's some cancerous shit. Sometimes I don't know why I still am friends with you.

by Nick32x December 20, 2014

cancer

A disease lacking a sense of humor.

Damn, Cancer, you really killed that dude.

by Anonymous May 18, 2003

cancer

One disease to rule them all. Anything and everything causes cancer nowadays, which is somewhat depressing. There is no true cure for any form of cancer, but there just might be if the human race would stop warring with itself and concentrate on destroying diseases instead.

My God! Jimmy! Stay away from the sun! It causes CANCER! My God! Jimmy! Don't eat that! It causes CANCER! MY God! Jimmy! Don't breathe in school! IT CAUSES CANCER!

by The Smexorcist April 24, 2005