An elite California car scene club that is known to take Deepest Team awards. A family of sorts that goes beyond blood. Term "Crooks" in their name is a statement because they always steal the show.
"I just really wish my car was good enough to join Cali Crooks, they always roll deep"
21st century term used to describe California because of the massinvasion by Mexican illegals.
California was the place to be back in the day, now its full of trash, stolen shopping carts, strollers, and taquerias. It's time to get out of Calibarrio and move to Airzona.
a calliou is a cancer cell that extracts gay aids towards people. If you watched him as a child, now or in the past week chances are you are gay now and have extreme aids. Never, and I mean never watch calliou because he's a shit head full of asshole and deserve no bitch and has no money so I don't wanna talk. his moms couchie is bursting from heat because of how big his dick head is. Merci
Mom of calliou: Damn i didnt know my kid was a dildoooo OOUU
Calliou: Why does this rain taste like salty water?