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Caillou cat

the best, nostalgic, i love my two baby kittens and they reming me of caillou cat, i fucking hate caillou that trash blad headass that gives rosie head and rapes his granpa but his cat is cool
by qualityboi October 25, 2019
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Caillou

A bald child in a Canadian television show, which thank god got cancelled. Caillou bullies other children, physically harms his parents, and probably swore in a deleted episode. Caillou is a great example for children of all ages! Watch Caillou today! (Wait it is deleted)
Mom: Caillou, time for dinner!
Caillou: The heck it isn’t idiot. I’m play with my dinos, now do die in a hole.
by Nekedmolerat September 27, 2021
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Caillou

Caillous a baldie
by 8bitpotato1216 September 8, 2021
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Caillou-Flavored

It means bald, because Caillou is bald. If you are talking to a weeaboo/japanophile, you can say Saitama-flavored, because of the famous bald anime character, saitama from One Punch Man
person1: hey before you meet my uncle, i should let you know, he;s Caillou-flavored
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Caillou

A tortured child whose parents refuse him everything he asks for just to watch him cry and suffer psychologically, and to then give him a tiny bit of what he asked for just to calm him down and regain his trust without complying to his initial demand, feeling superior, and be able to repeat the cycle of abuse.
-This sub's bjs rock!

-Yeah, I know, he's a Caillou.
by comadot February 23, 2025
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Caillou

A Spoiled 5 Brat with no hair
Person:sorry i have to take my Caillou Home
by Optimusprimerambo July 11, 2025
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Caillou

An insufferable imp of a child with a low-testosterone father and doormat mother who allow him to do anything he wants.
Most Millennials are raising Caillous.

"Hey dad, thanks for beating me as a child." -Someone who's not Caillou
by c_h_freeman October 26, 2024
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