Julius Caesar

Was killed by his subordinates

Some guy "You can't trust someone who isn't willing to subordinate themselves."

Hym "Julius Caesar was killed by his subordinates. Lenin was killed by Stalin. Stalin was subordinate Lenin. Cain was subordinate to Abel in a certain context. I mean do you even hear yourself!? You can almost exclusively NOT trust subordinates. That statement was the exact opposite of truth. Yet there you stand. Flashing your ethos card and being wrong."

by Hym Iam July 31, 2022

Commit a Julius Caeser

The act of the senate murdering a Emperor or a Caeser.

"Hey bro, want to commit a Julius Caeser?

"Really? Another one? We just did one last week! Okay, I am in.

by Shrek Harvey December 28, 2020

carseat nazi

Someone who is so uptight about carseat advocacy that they come onto your post or blog and continue posting the same stuff over and over even though they know that you don't care about anything that they are saying. They think they know all there is to know, and it has to be their way or it's not right and you are wrong!

Someone posts a cute picture of their 10 month old in a carseat on a board on a website. Carseat Nazi's come in and tell her that she should ERF (extended rear face) until 2 and 40lbs because that is SAFER, and if she doesn't agree, then they tell her that she is an idiot.

by nichole31385 October 31, 2009

caesar salad

The act of ejaculating in one's anus and then tossing their salad afterwards

John enjoyed the caesar salad soon after he ejaculated in Bob.

by Caesar Salad Lover October 18, 2009

creamy caesar

the act of receiving a tossed salad while simultaneously getting a reach around.

"She surprised me with a creamy caesar since I thought I was only getting a tossed salad."

by Rude McDougal May 11, 2006

Caeser

Epic, Mint, Beyond belief

'That night out was absolute caeser mate'

by OC78 September 6, 2012

Caesar Squeeze

When two chicks both have their pussies over-flowed with Caesar dressing while scissoring one another.

Candy: Lisa, did you eat out Evelyn last night?

Lisa: No, we just Caesar Squeezed.

Candy: Shit, I gotta try that; everyone is doing that now!

by Jake Handleeeeeer October 15, 2008