Bavarian creamer

When (preferably) a woman gives you hand job/blow job using a Bavarian cream doughnut. A varation of this involves her licking it all up or eating the doughnut while performing the above mentioned. Not to be confused with a Boston creamer.
I would love that chic to give me a Bavarian creamer.
by redleader2569 November 05, 2010
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ass creamer

one who lets a load go on the ass of their partner
your an ass creamer big man
by Thaddeus buttshaft July 08, 2011
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Crispy Creamer

When two lesbians initiate in a scissoring match in a closed room while sweating profusely. The following combination of sweat, saliva, and vaginal fluids are then collected in a bucket until it reaches a near-solid state to be ingested by both parties.
"Yo, I heard Madison got with Sharon for a Crispy Creamer."
by mtark3 December 24, 2015
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boston creamer

20 guys cum in one chicks mouth at the same time then they butt fuck her
veronica was realy excited to get her boston creamer for her 21st birthday
by petter john November 26, 2010
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Kenosha Creamer

Kenosha Creamer aka Wisconsin Cream Puff... If there is one thing people in Wisconsin like its dairy products, big cows, and sausage of european origin. Using native Wisconsian skills developed by milking cows and handling kielbasa, this low impact endeavor can be implemented by the young and old alike. The naked man on hands and knees with his milk maiden carefully positioned below his man udder, mouth open readily waiting to recieve the steamy, creamy treat. Using the inherent milking aptitude native to these parts, the women skillfully fills her creamer a.k.a. mouth. Degree of difficulty can be increased by having the women sing the state song "Oh Wisconsin" or by playing polka music to add native ambience. Add some expresso and you've got yourself a Kenosha Cappuccino.
John knew he had an experienced chick on his hands when she suggested they do the Kenosha Creamer
by Pink Parts Inspector May 20, 2009
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cottage creamer

when a girls discharge is clumpy
like cottage cheese.
That girl that dates the big guy is a cottage creamer.
by BabiiBakkBiiotch October 29, 2008
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irish creamer

when recieving a blowjob, right as one is about to ejaculate they pull ouf of the mouth and place their cock right on their partners cheek and force the semen to come out slow, move your cock until you have formed a little shamrock (three leaf clover) on their face. this is an irish creamer.
Todd: dude, I gave that hot redhead at the bar last night an Irish Creamer and she told me it reminded her of home
by Elpeters February 21, 2007
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