Cranberry Suprise 

Sticking nails in someone's eyeballs while performing castration in the middle of a church

If you don't shut the fuck up you idiotic retarded old ass piece of shit I'm gonna give you a Cranberry Suprise

Cranberry Suprise by IhaveHIV January 1, 2021

Cranberry Cream Pie 

When you are giving oral sex and vomit on the girl’s vagina.

Zac: did you have sex last night?
Hunter: nah I ate her out and yacked. Good old fashioned cranberry cream pie.

Cranberry Cream Pie by Nshim September 9, 2021

Cranberry Nutbread 

When a girl with a yeast infection is also on her period.

Lisa is a mess right now dude…she be baking cranberry nutbread in them panties!

Cranberry Nutbread by Whosthematter? June 3, 2022

Cranberry fart 

A fart that gets trapped in either bedding or clothing and much later when the farter moves, the rancid ghost of last night’s dinner is unleashed having “lingered”, thusly olafactory senses are offended by the cranberry fart.

Sister: OMG! Did you just fart?
Brother: I sure did but that was 5 minutes ago.
Sister: (heaves) oh gross! You cranberry farted! Did you have to let it linger?

Brother: (smiling) no, but I love that it finally got you.

Cranberry fart by Keeping the Auntie status October 16, 2022

Cranberry juice 

diet liquor

This cranberry juice bussin

Cranberry juice by jadiana January 19, 2023

Cranberry Cock 

Fucking a girl on her period and then getting her blood and/or blood clots on your dick.

Jake: I just did my girl and got cranberry cock!
Dan: dude what the fuck

Cranberry Cock by binary starrzzzzzzzzz December 12, 2023

cranberry juice 

When you start seeing the same celebrity in everything and you're wishing for content without them for a change. Much like trying to buy juice from the grocery store without cranberry mixed in.

Wait, you're telling me there's going to be a new sitcom with Tina Fey and Snoop Dogg? Think I'll pass. I'm not thirsty for that cranberry juice.

cranberry juice by ectofunky- November 15, 2024