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COVID 19

Stupid, begins in 2020,needs to go away, causes qarentine, social Defishency and habits for over eating
by star_factz5 November 3, 2020
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Covid-19

A spreadable disease that does not allow you to panic buy toilet paper
Guy1: did you hear about that global pandemic, Covid-19?
Guy2: yes it’s all over the fucking news, what the hell did you think? That I’ve been under a rock these past couple of months? My question is, did you just find out?
Guy1: I-I was only trying to hel-
Guy2: No-no we’ve been stuck in our houses for god knows how long and you’re asking me if I heard about it? Dumbass.
by Cal kestice April 18, 2020
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covid-19

stupid dumb idiotic ugly hairy poopy virus that ruined life
PERSON 1: Hey have you heard about that stupid dumb idiotic ugly hairy poopy virus?
PERSON 2: Oh yeah you mean covid-19
PERSON 3 THAT WASN'T INVITED TO THE CONVERSATION: Oh yeah that thing sucks
PERSON 1 AND 2: GET TF OUT JEFF
by honkalooger June 11, 2020
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Covid-19 Pandemic

A legendary conspiracy which took place between 2019 & 2022 A.D. against workforce members, incited with propaganda produced by fascistic communitarians posing as caring humanitarians in an effort to gain undue control over Earth’s economies.
Independent Thinker:
“The way politicians across the globe took advantage of the Covid-19 Pandemic was a draconian display of insecurity & arrogance.”

Retired Baby Boomer:
“No it wasn’t, you’re just paranoid.”
by Archer, Sterling January 3, 2022
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Covid-19

The thing that lets me watch hentai in peace
Mom come her- me no! Social distancing! Mom why?! Me Covid-19!
by Irishmanreal April 9, 2020
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Coronavirus (Covid-19)

A disease that causes drama and self isolation so you can be lonely forever and hated upon while still suffocating because you have to wear a stoooooopid mask all the friggn time. It also causes that 2020 sucks and should be cancelled.
Karen, wear your stupid mask you stoopid head, coronavirus (Covid-19) is no joke ha
by SilviaGabster277 September 27, 2020
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Was it caused by COVID-19?

The question asked, whether or not aloud, when a death is announced these days, as if few people died in the community or country in pre-pandemic days.
If the answer to “Was it caused by COVID-19?” is rumored or suspected to be positive, fewer relatives and friends are prone to attending a funeral wake.
by MathPlus March 28, 2021
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