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consumers

America used to make stuff, but now that third world countries and corporations have hooked up, we're just a nation of consumers.
by Jimmy_Janga October 25, 2011
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Consumed

to be in love with someone so much you just don't know what you'd do with out them. To love infinity and beyond!
I'm consumed in love Sheldon Grant Carmichael and I can't wait till we become one! You're my heart baby!
by Amie April 7, 2005
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consummate

"perfect"
A definition of consummate is "perfect."
<End of story.>
by MARSha June 5, 2003
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Ejaculate Consumption Theory

The theory that consuming ejaculate from a male will increase the testing scores of females giving blow jobs before tests. This theory requires that the male be a reasonably intelligent guy.
The Deviant Gentleman convinced the pretty young lady that if she was to give him a blow job before her test, she would get a higher score. I can't believe she fell for the Ejaculate Consumption Theory.
by Bret Michaels January 8, 2008
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obsessive consumption disorder

The new OCD: It is when people tend to overeat or over consume a product, such as, gasoline.
She is fat because she has OCD.

Why is she fat if she has obsessive compulsive disorder? Doesn't she do a lot of cleaning and stuff?

No. It's obsessive consumption disorder. The new OCD that is plaguing Americans. She cannot stop consuming unhealthy food. Plus she gets no exercise and overuses gasoline by driving her fat-ass everywhere.
by Herman C September 14, 2011
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Time consumer

A person who is so self absorbed and self important and won't stop talking to you until all of your time and patience have been maxed out.
My friend spends o much time talking and standing there making me waste my day. What an unbelievable Time Consumer!!
by EvaOne August 20, 2019
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Kneecap Consumer

Someone who steals and enjoys eating other peoples kneecaps. This was started by the sick human who goes by the name 'Weeb of Culture'. Weeb of Culture still holds the record for the most wanted criminal and the most kneecaps eaten in 1 minute, a whopping 250!

WARNING! Do not let these creatures get within 3 discord servers to you, keep your distance.
Example: His kneecaps were taken by a Kneecap Consumer
by Weeb of Culture November 17, 2021
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