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computer boy

A computer boy is a socially inept teenage male who spends a large portion of their day to day lives on a computer whether it be playing games, watching japanese animated cartoons, programming or all the above.

These persons often spend so much time on their computers they developed forward head syndrome, are unhygenic and odorous.
Gossip Girl 1: "Hey, Jessica, I heard Jimmy has a crush on you."

Jessica: "Eww, no, he's totally a computer boy."
by Rogerth@! January 1, 2018
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computer teacher

The teacher of a computer class. They tend to block gaming websites unless they are educational gaming websites. They don't trust ANY of the kids with computers, Especially the kid who gave the computers a virus 3 years ago that has repeatedly told the teacher it was an accident

(This was just made to make fun of my computer teacher)
Guy: Bro my computer teacher is so strict
by datbroneo October 7, 2020
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Commuter Cancer

Weight gain and late onset diabetes caused by drinking large amounts of soda and eating junk food during a long commute. Other symptoms may include excess chins and front butt.
"John can't come to the buffet this weekend, he got commuter cancer."
by meter76 February 9, 2009
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compersion

Often a term used among polyamorous (openly nonmonogamous) people. Often called the antonym of jealousy. Seeing your partner/s get a crush on, hook up with, fall in love with, or in any other way romantically bond with other people, and feeling deep happiness, joy, and love for them.
"You're in love with Parker, don't you feel jealous that he's started dating Emily?"
"Actually, no, I feel compersion. She's really cool. He lights up to see her. When I see him that happy, I actually feel happy for him, not jealous."
by nomadak March 10, 2010
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Computer

You are on the computer now
by Charlie Mulligan March 5, 2004
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computer drama

Experiencing excessive problems with your old-ass computer. This includes getting computer viruses all the time, accidentally deleting your entire hard drive, and even getting a virus from installing a pirated anti-virus program. In other words, technology hates you.
I am fed up hearing about Kevin's computer drama. It must have been from downloading all that pr0n.
by smo0thoperator February 18, 2010
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Wooden computer

A very old, outdated, slow, laggy computer.
ZOMG the lag, is host on a wooden computer!!??
by SpankyMcDanky June 30, 2009
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