Bearded Clam

An unshaved, salty, wet, and often fish-like piece of pune.

Lance's mom has an awesome bearded clam.

by PirateHooker October 15, 2007

Clam your tits

To ask someone to keep their egos in check.

Dude: Man i'm looking guuddd today.
Me: Dude, clam your tits, seriously.

by Noel K July 13, 2011

Clam Bashers

Lebians. From the position where their pussys rub together, thus bashing clams.

I saw Tina with her new girlfriend last night. I never knew those two were clam bashers.

by Boomermack February 28, 2009

Clam Banking

Similar to clam baking, but instead of hot boxing your car or other small space (such as a shed, porta-potty, etc.), you and your friends haze up a small banking booth. Very illegal and extremely hard to pull off because you have to insert your own bank ID card to gain access to the booth, and because there is almost always a security camera in the booth. This only makes things more exciting, and is definitely something worth bragging about if you can pull it off somehow.

NOTE: It is not necessary to withdraw funds from your account while clam banking, but it can add some fun to your experience as you struggle to remember your password while smoke floats in front of your face.

The other day I was riding around with Johnny and two bitches and we were looking for a place to smoke. We saw a Bank of America booth in a parking lot and went clam banking. The booth was so smoked up we couldn't even see the security camera!

by Not That Khed April 20, 2011

clam gout

getting gout of the jaw joint from excessive cunt eating

Hi Bwad, how are you?
I have a saw jaw Glinn.
You been chewing on your mums piss flaps again?
No, on your old ladys wizard sleeve.
Oh, you've got clam gout you fat fuck.

by royloyd January 22, 2014

Cammy Hen

A wee nosy goon who’s always nicking my scran.

Oh that Cammy Hen is driving me round the bend.

by WeeJamie December 4, 2017

Throwing Clam

The female equivalent of "laying pipe".

"me and my girls throwin clam" is to "me and my crew layin pipe" as bread is to loaf.

Me and Shelley gonna go down to da clubs and throw some clam."

Shelley is throwing clam.

by Mark Wahlberg is Wearing a Hat November 30, 2011