Cleveland Browns

An NFL football team in the AFC that despite having many disapointing seasons or heartbreaking losses still have some of the most die hard, hardcore, loyal fans in all of football.

Joe:I got tickets to the Cleveland Browns game this Sunday. I'm pumped!

Dave: Aw man but they're probably gonna lose.

Joe: I don't care I love this team!!!!

by shgsat January 25, 2009

cleveland creamer

A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland creamer is when one person ejaculates on another person's chest and then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.

After titty fucking her, I blew my load all over her chest and then gave her a cleveland creamer. Man, her tits looked hot all smeared with my spunk!

by brentionary April 6, 2009

Cleveland Christmas

When you lube her ass hole with oil and then in a Lebron James-esque , pre-game ritual way powder her ass with cinnamon and sugar.

“Last night my bitch was feeling merry. So I decided to give her a Cleveland Christmas.”

by Kean Dermann October 25, 2018

Cleveland Ass Clapper

The art of inserting both hands in your
lovers ass and clapping to ecstacy.

Harold preformed the Cleveland Ass Clapper
on Freddy by clapping the entire alphabet
followed by knick knack paddy wack!!

by streetwhiz April 18, 2009

Cleveland Brass Band

A sexual act, involving a male partner who defecates on his significant others chest (this can be a male or a female). After dropping the kids off on his receivers chest, the male then has hit dirty asshole eaten out by the receiver, followed by a rusty trombone.

Reggie: I clowned that bitch...after the Cleveland Steamer she ate my ass and then followed it up with a Rusty Trombone!

Terence: That's some shit...sounds to me like a Cleveland Brass Band son.

by winnberg October 23, 2009

Cleveland Crop Duster

When trapped in an office with a terrible case of the farts, one gets up and does a couple of laps around the office perimeter, slowly and quietly squeezing off a continuous ass rip so as to allude to merely stretching your legs while in reality you are letting off some sever bung hole pressure.

If that fucking Lenny walks by my desk one more time doing the Cleveland Crop Duster, I’m going to kick him in the balls!

by The CLE Steamer May 12, 2009

Cleveland rollover

If your partner falls asleep during sex, punish them by taking a dump on either side of their pillow so that if they roll over while asleep, they wake up with their face covered in shit.

Sarah got mad when Ryan fell asleep during sex, so she unleashed the Cleveland rollover. He woke up startled when he rolled onto something hot and steamy.

by Catherine and Sarah October 23, 2007