Dirty celeste

Any girl who has huge boobs and doesn’t show their friends them after play a 1-10 guessing game.

Damn, Josiah really got dirty Celeste’d.

by BrotherMomentium April 12, 2020

Celeste Pizza

An amazing instructional video in which a young man engages in fornicating actions with a microwavable pizza. Hence, the brand, Celest Pizza.

" This shit feels like the real thing " , " Fuck a Pizza! "
" yay! Celeste Pizza "

by B-rad from BU February 7, 2007

Dirty Celeste

A bit titty blonde who seems innocent all while is taking dicks in all holes in the back of a In and Out burger restaurant.

I met a Dirty Celeste last night and she stole my heart and sucked the dick out of my soul, not my soul out of my dick, but my dick out of my soul!! My soul was dickless!

by Mostafa Fahkri May 3, 2021

Celeste Levy

She is a nice friend and also a beautiful girl but don't let her looks fool you because when she takes off that make up, you better run the other direction

OMG its celeste levy RUNNNNNNN
Oh hey celeste levy you are a beautiful and nice friend ;)

by chibog September 7, 2018

Mary Celeste

To leave the helm of the boat while it is still driving or in motion to urinate off of the stern. Much like the Mary Celeste of lore no one is left to captain the boat.

After putting back a six pack on the lake, I had to pull a Mary Celeste before I could make it to a bathroom.

by Cat Dog Horse August 7, 2020

Dirty Celeste

A dumbass who holds their emotions in then takes it out on everyone else. Probably a cancer.

"Did you hear about my boy Andrew?"
"Yeah? Didn't he get dirty Celeste'd?"

by JonathanHatesAll September 10, 2021

Celeste Clark

The hottest person on the planet.

Friend: Have you seen how hot Celeste Clark is?
You: I know bro.

by LColtonhomosexual August 28, 2022