A person or coworker that appears to have intelligence and talent, but continues to screw things up on a regular basis.
Man, I used to think that guy had his shit together. He's such a screw up.
He's got all the tools and no box to carry them in.
He's got all the tools and no box to carry them in.
by Bernie Lomax February 24, 2009
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When a female physicly lifts someone and then carries him/her around. It usually refers to a woman lifting a man, but it could be a woman lifting a woman, too. The phrase is most often used to describe a fetish for this.
John: Didn't you find it humiliating when that bodybuilder chick picked you up and carried you around the room?
Dean: No, I liked it; I have a lift and carry fetish.
Dean: No, I liked it; I have a lift and carry fetish.
by a-cool-guy March 4, 2013
Get the lift and carry mug.A phrase used to acknowledge something obvious that another has been missing, similar in nature to "Use your head" or "Read between the lines."
Darth Vader: No, I am your father!
Luke: No, that`s not true, that`s impossible!!
Darth Vader: Carry the 1, Luke, I thought it was obvious!
Luke: No, that`s not true, that`s impossible!!
Darth Vader: Carry the 1, Luke, I thought it was obvious!
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“It’s the exotic carts Bro, I’m taking them before every race.”
“It’s the exotic carts Bro, I’m taking them before every race.”
by That’s a lot of damage February 11, 2019
Get the exotic cart mug.person 1 Look at all those dudes in that car.
person 2 Yeah it's a regular hot dog cart in there.
person 3 Even if they got a chick she wouldn't fit in there.
person 2 Yeah it's a regular hot dog cart in there.
person 3 Even if they got a chick she wouldn't fit in there.
by Jeremy Benjamin April 14, 2008
Get the hot dog cart mug.A poster, made in 1939 by the British Ministry of Information to encouage the public to pull through the difficult times in World War II. Although millions of copies were printed, the poster was never really used, and the original designer is unknown.
In 2000 a copy was found in a second-hand bookshop, and, since the copyright had expired, the posters slogan was allowed to be printed on to all kinds of merchandise including copies of the poster, hoodies, mugs, doormats and cusions. As a result, the slogan became very popular and now represents the British attitude to tough and stressful times.
In 2000 a copy was found in a second-hand bookshop, and, since the copyright had expired, the posters slogan was allowed to be printed on to all kinds of merchandise including copies of the poster, hoodies, mugs, doormats and cusions. As a result, the slogan became very popular and now represents the British attitude to tough and stressful times.
In the recession of the late 2000s, the Keep Calm and Carry On posters gained in popularity, especially among nurses and other professions affected.
As the bombs dropped, the British public sat in their makeshift Anderson shelters, making tea and keeping their spirits high, and continued life as usual.
As the bombs dropped, the British public sat in their makeshift Anderson shelters, making tea and keeping their spirits high, and continued life as usual.
by I eat fakes, and shit truth. February 19, 2011
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