mr carpenter

best chili maker, creator of the catapult in nj, world famous pantie model, inventor of the nuclear bomb, and the greatest teacher of all time.

Mr carpenter won’t stop slaying, hes making everyone jealous.

Don’t cry, everyone is madly in love with mr Carpenter.

by oakpokesyourmom October 20, 2023

dylan carpenter

I kleptomaniac Skeletor looking tweaker that loves to ride bicycles but sucks at it and occasionally has to suck a dick just to get by

Make sure you lock the car there's a bunch of Dylan Carpenters around here they might try and suck your dick

by Dingofish March 9, 2024

Sabrina Carpenter

OMG! Have you seen her?? She is fucking steaming!! Her ass, tits, and everything in between is smoltering!

"Wow, I wonder what Sabrina Carpenter can do with that mouth!"

by Sydney Sweeney Fr January 1, 2025

Fan at a Sabrina Carpenter Listening Party

You’re sick, or afflicted by an illness.

X: “You’re sick if you enjoy this!”

Y: “Well, call me a Fan at a Sabrina Carpenter Listening Party!”

by CarpenterTea August 19, 2025

Jewish Carpenter

Smatha

Smatha is such a Jewish carpenter.

by Bimbothebuttfucker February 23, 2022

Festival Carpenter

A type of person that worked back stage at a festival once and now thinks they're a certified
Carpenter

I really don't want to take him on, he's a festival carpenter and will be a pain in the arse thinking he knows it all and not listening
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by Spgr86 March 11, 2023

The shaky carpenter

A sexual act of announcing “this is how we did it in Allentown” while shaking your penis before entering a hole.

I gave my girl the shaky carpenter last night.

by WDAsplin December 20, 2022