The Dark Carnival

The Dark Carnival is a pseydo religion that Juggalette/lo's follow.
It consists of the eight jokers cards, and listening to the preachings of the ICP & the all the other Psychopathic boys

Real Juggalette's & Juggalo's follow The Dark Carnival, and are down with the clown, for life.

by Kiah Von Krunk August 11, 2008

carnival tired

The great physical exhaustion that occurs after one has been to the carnival.

Not to be confused with strip club tired.

Goodrich went to bed early due to being carnival tired.

by DBFeral December 25, 2008

carnival knowledge

The act of having sex with someone in many positions and many different places.

Like carnal knowledge, but even more fun.

Guy 1: See her, We were only together a short time, but I really got some carnival knowledge!

Guy 2: Err waddaya mean?

Guy 1: Well I got a ride in every corner of the park!

by blackarrow October 8, 2008

carnival in the closet

when a girl and boy go into a small closet and the girl gives the guy a hand job, blow job or fingers the girls.

( carnival in the closet is for example girl gives guy blow job in closet and then puts her head down and gets cum in her hair by accident)

by Christopher gaytano August 19, 2008

Carnival Hands

the way your hands get sticky/dusty/smelly after a long day playing sports, on a road trip or at a carnival/fair

Can we pull over and find a sink? I've got some serious carnival hands

by Nacho 720 March 15, 2009

carnival barker

One who hangs out outside a party and warns people not to go in for any reason.

Carnival Barker- "Don't go in there man it's haunted."

by Gribbles December 16, 2007

Carnival Ride

Having sex with someone that is so far from being a virgin... that a large amount of STD's wouldn't surprise you

Man, she was a toal carnival ride, cheap dirty, and makes you sick the next day!

by Lisa Loeb November 15, 2007