Bisexual Monkey Thrust

This one takes three and some acrobatics. You've got penis-haver # 1 in the middle doing the most work. Vagina-haver wraps their legs around the penis-haver, being fucked / fucking. Both should contribute. Seemingly standard stand-up sex. Finally, you have penis-haver # 2 fucking penis-haver # 1 in the ass. Legs also wrapped penis-haver # 1. So if all 3 get their rhythm and thrusting right, it's magical. But requires the right people for sure.

Confused friend: Wait wait wait. So you're saying you were fucking your partner while also being fucked in the ass by some dude? And standing up, supporting both their weight just thrusting into each of them? What the fuck?

Penis-haver # 1: Bro, you haven't lived until you've experienced a bisexual monkey thrust. Trust me.

by BisexualMonkeyThrustLover March 24, 2021

Your [uncle] bisexual

Nicknamed the “ silent killer “ for it’s brutality

Bob: your mom gay and ur dad lebian and your granny tranny

Edward: your uncle bisexual

Billy: *melts*

by Mc oof March 11, 2018

bisexual

Being attracted to both sexes.

My friend Elaine is bisexual, so sometimes she's with a man and sometimes with a woman.

by Anonymous August 30, 2003

Disaster Bisexual

A very chaotic person whose quite visibly bisexual.

Sokka there sure is one disaster bisexual.

by The AC is too loud July 21, 2020

trendy bisexual

a girl or guy who suddenly starts being bisexual when they were straight before. Usually it's a preppy loser who "becomes" bi because it's suddenly the new trend

Max Imus Gluteus is a trendy bi

by Bum Bum Kim August 6, 2004

Chaotic Bisexual

A chaotic bisexual is a bisexual who cant handle their hormones when they find an attractive person.

(I am a Chaotic Bisexual RIP)

Dean gasped at the cute guy he just saw, and minutes later he did the same for a cute girl and cant control himself.
His friends call him a Chaotic Bisexual based on how he acts

by lolxdrip April 16, 2019

Bilsexual

Bilsexual is when you just hear billie eilish’s songs in a party and you like them, so you search for some other songs and you see her face and well you become gay for her because shes so dope

Hey, last night i heard a beautiful song in the party, so when i arrived home i searched for the song and i saw her and i became bilsexual

by Billy Eyelash March 9, 2019