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safety buy

1. an inexpensive item of food purchased simultaneously with an alcohollic beverage so the underage customer can walk out of the shop retaining some dignity after being asked for i.d.
2. an item of food simultaniously bought with alcohol by an underage drinker that would probably only be bought by someone over 18 designed to confuse the shop assistant into thinking the customer is genuine.
1. a "freddo" is specifically designed to be used as a safety buy costing only 10p.

2. thankfully the shop clerk at tescos didn't think twice about serving tom three litres of vodka after he purchased a loaf of brown bread and a pint of milk.
by jehova June 5, 2007
mugGet the safety buymug.

Tony Bui

The Coolest Mother Fucking Vietnamese Guy you'll ever know.

Also used by many people to describe something outrageously awesome or amazing.
1."Is that Tony Bui? The coolest mother fucking vietnamese guy i know?"

2." Holy Shit Dude, that's a straight up Tony Bui."

3. " That's fucking hot like a Tony Bui yo!"

4. "...2 words...Tony..Bui.."
by gfrggggggff March 27, 2009
mugGet the Tony Buimug.

buy money

Buy money is self explanatory. This is the money used to purchase something. The only time that I've ever heard buy money was in Scarface. Buy money described the money being used to purchase the cocaine, in heavy quantity. Buy money is usually used to describe the money used in purchasing narcotics.
"... And if you don't come up with the buy money? Ooh, pobre-sito..."

-Someone above Scarface in his first deal, Scarface
by protectmeaura December 11, 2008
mugGet the buy moneymug.

best buy

A major store containing a wide variety of electronic-related items, as well as books, microwaves, refrigerators, and chairs. Best Buy is known for pissing off people too stupid to know how to purchase things correctly, or too stupid to know how to work properly. Specifically, the people who posted definitions of Best Buy before this proper definition.
www.bestbuy.com

If you purchase a DVD the day/week it comes out, Best Buy gives you a discount on it.
by Mickelias811 January 4, 2006
mugGet the best buymug.

buy monica

It's closin' time, I need to get mine... Where can I buy Monica?
by Spazzy69 May 25, 2014
mugGet the buy monicamug.

Buying Twitter

Inflicting Damage upon one self, accidentally making your own life way harder than it had to be.
"Please stop arguing with Tom, you are buying twitter right now."
"Oh man I totally bought twitter today, by queueing up to a league game."
"Why would you buy twitter? Just don't enroll into that course..."
by LeBademeister November 15, 2022
mugGet the Buying Twittermug.

buy their razor

Sports-related: to knock a team out of playoff contention. Derived from the tendency for sports teams to grow their beards during the playoffs as a sign of team unity.
The Chargers bought the Titans their razor(buy their razor) last night by pounding them 42-17 in Tennessee, knocking the Titans to 7-8 and completely out of the playoff chase.
by The Evil Steve December 26, 2009
mugGet the buy their razormug.

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